Emily Grace

Professional waitress. Pretend comedian. Occasional pilot.

does not know how to use Twitter.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

When you're up st 2:30 with a blood nose it isn't helpful being angry at yourself OR @VancityReynolds.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@Tesco I live in Cornwall and everybody seems to be driving forward towards us. As you can assume I am very upset. Was disappointed to find you had run out of rich beef sausages at my local mart. PC gone mad.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

One of the @ABCTV commentators just confused Meghan Markles mother with Serina Williams during the #RoyalWedding coverage. I'm just impressed.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

The gingerbread Eiffel Tower my boss made looks like something straight out of a Mable sugar high. @_AlexHirsch #GRAVITYFALLS #gingerbread #waddlescookie

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@Racheldoesstuff I just started the new episode. I'm angry. At you. I don't know if I can keep watching.

[Adam Bailey @adambailey27]

Up to now my biggeat takeaway from the #AFLGFis that Woolworths is helping kids become fresh food. #AFLgrandfinal #aflgrandfinal2017

[Adam Bailey @adambailey27]

Found this hot tip from NINETEEN NINETY FOUR that @TurnbullMalcolm might be interested in #auspol #startedBufferingThisVidIn94StillWaiting

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

Faraja Comedy kicks off at 4pm today. Featuring @justinhamilton_ @lewgarnham @MattVesely @Sir_BrandoRando & Nina Pearce. $10. @Faraja36

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@NickIBIS @daveanthony @reynoldsgareth @justinhamilton_ was it something about rum ducks?

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@daveanthony and @reynoldsgareth with their Adelaide @thedollop listener @adambailey27

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

So is it now #brexited ?

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

.@adambailey27- "Fuck Family First!"
No, fuck family last. Very last. Like you're only surviving family after God has flooded the Earth last

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

Happy #StarwarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou #BB8

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@Faraja36 Comedy Today @patcomedy @AliNorts @hornyhuntley. $10 tickets includes your first drink. 4:00pm. 36 King William Road Goodwood.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

The first @Faraja36 comedy afternoon kicks off at 4 tomorrow with the hilarious @Dilrukj featuring. It's gonna be hot but there will be beer

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

How much does a full front page add cost? Probably not enough. #theadvertiser #ADDelaide

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@Dunks184 @adambailey27 @itsavocados it was OK knowing you.

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@adambailey27 @itsavocados Its Fruit that's Butter!!

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

@scottdools thanks for ruining bananas in pyjamas for me. And also just bananas in general.

[Emily Grace @Emgrace3]

Looking forward to hearing sooo many. Ukuleles! https://t.co/FEUtWM4V3M