Emily Collins

Computer nerd. Not even remotely dorky. Global domination with the aid of Tesla coils.

[Emily Collins @EmilyCollins]

@NinaBakerMusic Pepper away

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@PNCBank_Help I have sent a message

[Emily Collins @EmilyCollins]

@PNCBank_Help I need your help. I keep receiving emails for one of your customers but your chat function is no help. Reported to the 'abuse' email account who say to call you. I am in the UK so not paying to call. What can I do next?

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@mjguff @MrPitbull07 Surprised how far down I had to scroll to find this 😂

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@RickSanchezE616 @SimonePetilli @RNBWCV As Bill Shankly said of football "it's not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that".
Guessing most of us don't have jobs by such a definition.

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@hlg1964 @BenStiller I had the same - when I worked in Secaucus! Best Regards, a southern English in Liverpool.
Joke, been here nearly 30 years and I struggle with broad / drunk accents but Adolescence was very mild...

[Argon Hoses @ArgonHoses]

@BBCNews Archbishop McArchbishopface

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@fesshole Perl? She's a singer. She stands up when she plays the piano.
(Used to love a perl script as others were a bit scared of it. Or maybe the risk of me breaking into song)

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@nationalrailenq Hi, I was on 1026 from Wolverhampton to Banbury - starting at Lime St. Is there an alternative route avoiding Wol?

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@EmlynBegley The south, Smithdown Road. Handyman bar. Not seeing many red shirts so I could be onto a winner....

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@kevin_sinfield Lovely gesture - donated

[The Yellow Army @YellowArmyOUFC]

We've teamed up with @PixelPrintDZN to giveaway a print of Josh Murphy's first goal from Wembley yesterday ⚽

To enter:

🙌 Follow @YellowArmyOUFC and @PixelPrintDZN
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Winner announced on Friday 🥇

#OUFC

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👋 @SkyBetChamp follow back pls x

[Colbier Brew Co @Colbierbrewco]

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Like and re share this post (and tag us) with a chance to win a 24 mixed case of selected cans from the core range and 2 new releases coming soon!

Winner announced on 03/05/24🍻

[Welsh Bollocks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @welshbollocks]

Electrification of the north Wales line already delayed after the beast of Abergwyngregyn was awakened from his 1,000 year sleep this afternoon...

[Emily Collins @EmilyCollins]

@ThreeUKSupport I have similar to another person: text saying I've used all my data but app says I have used 80%. Can't get onto live chat. Which figure is correct?

[Oxford United @OUFCOfficial]

We'll never forget, thanks Liz x

[Emily Collins @EmilyCollins]

@fred_wright0 If there is a cyclist of the year award, you deserve it for your performances through the season, and your post race interviews. If there isn't, we need to start one so you can win it. I have nothing but respect & admiration for you.

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@JacobTipper @DanBiggles22 This just popped onto my timeline - I loved the commentary yesterday, it cannot have been easy but you smashed it. There were plenty of facts in there, but loved the ribbing of Dan's fashion choices! I hope you get more gigs commentating - you are natural