Emily Harr

she/her

[Emily Harr @EmilyHarr97]

Me on a daily basis

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

People who are paying rent are paying for 24/7 use, I don't know what else to tell you.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This might be the craziest animal fact i’ve ever learned

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When I’m at home, I can’t fathom drinking more than one can of Diet Coke in a single setting. But when I’m at a restaurant? 3 glasses, minimum. Keep it flowing, baby. Mama needs her drinky drink

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

sometimes when i’m watching house of the dragon i just cannot believe they did all of this just for fucking BRAN to win the game of thrones lmfao

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I can’t wrap my head around an economy where nursing homes cost enough to bankrupt families, yet the aides caring for our grandparents still rely on food banks. Or where daycare can consume an entire parent’s paycheck, while the people providing that care still can’t earn a living wage and need a second job. Something about that math just doesn’t add up.

[littleapostate @littleapostate]

I'm about back to my pre pregnancy size 4 months pp which is nuts (I really thought it was going to take forever because of how big I got pregnant) and I've been accused of only being able to achieve that because I have amazing parents and in laws who help

But the help is so I can sit on my ass and work, which I've been doing from home since 3 weeks postpartum (financially I had no choice). I have gone to the gym maybe 15 times since giving birth. The weight loss is in the weight lifting sessions before and during pregnancy, and in the morning walks that I fight for every single day

No one is helping me pull my ass out of bed at 5 am sleep deprived after a night of nursing and calming her down to pack a bottomless bag of baby shit, get her in the car, strap my pumps to my chest, pull over when we're almost there to fill up a fresh bottle of milk, unpack the stroller, and start pushing by 7:30 am before the heat becomes unbearable

No one is helping me roll her up the hills sweating and hungry

I thought postpartum was going to be the end of me but it has shown me a side of myself that I didn't know existed and I am SO happy to know it now

And I am not saying postpartum isn't hard. It is by far the most physically and mentally challenging season of my life and I understand why so many women struggle and I understand what its like not to recognize your own body. But I do think that the genetics argument when it comes to fitness is silly if the person is clearly very dedicated to fitness

[lucy 🌊 @bellyconraderas]

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
FROM THE MOMENT WE KISSED ON THE BEACH I THOUGHT YOU KNEW

[erika @yeeeerika]

i did it. i reached my health insurance deductible and out-of-pocket maximum. what elective appointments and procedures should i get

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I don't understand how we let "buying a house" turn into a 30 year debt sentence that requires two incomes, perfect credit, and a small miracle. Our grandparents did this on a single factory wage with a handshake. We need a PhD and three co-signers.

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

"musical romance about a taxidermist who falls in love with the man she wants to stuff and turn into her human specimen" sounds insane. when do tickets go on sale

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

If your girl looks better without you (as in before you, after you, or when she’s not around you) than it means you and you alone are the drain on her beauty and spirit.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Growing up my parents were fine with any soda except Mountain Dew they thought it was like the fentanyl of soft drinks

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

After years and years of trying, my orange cat finally caught his tail today. He didn't plan on letting it go

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

HR announced that anyone who used their phone during work hours would lose 2% of their monthly bonus for every offense. A Gen Z coworker got caught five times in one week and lost 10%. He just nodded and said nothing.
Yesterday, the company Wi-Fi went down for three hours. Every manager kept asking him to use his phone hotspot to keep the office running. He did. Then he submitted an invoice for internet services with the note:

[necRON @ironicallyunfun]

Wishbone made 8 year old me think beowulf was as cool as dinosaurs. Kids just need to be introduced to literature to love it