Emily Kojis

The Real Emily Kojis (she/her)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy https://t.co/SHjah4i1By

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

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[BikePortland @BikePortland]

The victim of today’s collision was Sarah Pliner, an accomplished and well-known Portland chef who owned Aviary, an award-winning restaurant on NE Alberta that closed in April 2020.

“She was so talented… a one-of-a-kind person,” shared a friend.

https://t.co/npoAGzFC70

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

Free Piano https://t.co/HuvxWosDAj

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

Beiens 3-in-1 Baby Bassinet https://t.co/9v847T4WXp

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

During record heatwave NYT, WaPo, Atlantic run 28 stories on “cancel culture,” zero on over-heating crisis in US prisons https://t.co/ZWGDw56D2Y by @adamjohnsonNYC

[@gaijingirl2004]

Hillary had a MORAL OBLIGATION to cede the nom to Sanders, because she *knew* he was better leveraged to beat Trump (who SHE had elevated.)

But no - she selfishly, racistly, misogynistically viewed "Her Turn" as more important than protecting lives. Losing Roe is 100% on HER.

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

What have the other two branches of government done in the past 1.5 years regarding protecting human rights?

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

I’m seeing a lot of posts today salty about 2016. I agree that Trump is shit and should go to jail, but Dems are in power *checks notes* NOW and haven’t done anything to prevent this, or ya know, done anything else. Why am I supposed to vote for them?

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

All cookies are lactation cookies when you’re lactating.

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

Nobody:
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My baby:

[Malcom X Marx The Spot @MarxyMark1918]

Clap-clap clap-clap-clap LET'S GO BOOBIES

Clap-clap clap-clap-clap LET'S GO BOOBIES

Clap-clap clap-clap-clap LET'S GO BOOBIES

Clap-clap clap-clap-clap LET'S GO BOOBIES

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Things the GOP wants to regulate:

- Women
- Books
- Movies
- Video Games
- Drag Shows
- Voting
- Children’s genitalia
- Masks
- Vaccines
- Doors
- Windmills

Things the GOP doesn’t want to regulate:

- Guns
- Gas prices / oil company profits

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

As a breastfeeding parent I can tell you that is absolutely not “free.”

[PNW Resistance @PNWResistance]

Portland Police is using changes from State Law under HB 4008 and with the Mayor's permission to allow the use of CS Gas for crowd control measurements. This revokes the November 20, 2020 Executive order. Just in time to gas pro choice supporters.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

SCOOP: Howard Schultz insulted unionizing workers in a leaked internal meeting today.

He called the union “an adversary that’s threatening the very essence of what you believe to be true.”

The billionaire CEO has repeatedly attacked his own workers as menacing outsiders.

[Emily Kojis @EmilyKojis]

ACAB