Emily Louise Day

Brain nerd. Entrepreneur. Traveler. “The only schedule I’m on is my own”

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

every week i’m like “Maybe i’ll make an instagram post today” and then four more months go by

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[brie (46-62) @muttmoder]

yall should all get library cards even if ur not gonna use them because it makes the numbers look better and makes the government fund them more btw

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Is there a course in nursing school where y'all learn to tell doctors what to do in the form of a question?

[Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl]

We need a new term for “avoid it like the plague” because apparently people don’t do that

[Emily Louise Day @EmilyLouiseDay]

@al_simpson97 Oh Alexx I’m so sorry, here for you gal if you need anything ❤️❤️

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

Is burnout hoping your covid test is positive so you can have 5 days off

[LESLIE @_elllaaaa]

psa: we are clearly in a surge in the pandemic. we are SHORT STAFFED EVERYWHERE. Everyone is TIRED. If you go out to eat, shop, doctors office, the LAST thing employees need is attitude/rudeness or overall negative behavior from you. We are all human beings. Trying to survive.

[Emily Louise Day @EmilyLouiseDay]

I’ve always wanted to live in Finland

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

May the tears you cried in 2021 water the seeds you’re planting in 2022.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” between Covid and climate change, you’re here for neither

[Storm @jaaysart]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough ❤️ thank you

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

just enjoying the holy trinity of beveraginos

[Shaun @Shaun91849352]

Hurricane tip for all those who may be in Ida’s path. Put drinks/waters in your washer and fill with ice. Stays cold for days and water just drains out. Helped my family during Sally and Ivan. Stay safe and stay prepared