emily

bro i’m a mess

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[‽ @kydrotoo]

bro i eat one meal a day at 4pm don't ask me if im ok

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

deep on a case with an old friend

[Sav☽ @savannahnrmn]

Do you check the backseat when you get in the car or are you a man

[Ice — Gojo’s wife of the 14 Flames🦋💗🤎 @noli_ice]

"Marriages don't last like they used to back in the day"

[saint ren @nechulaa]

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have??

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

“wah I can’t do molly and wear a bandana as a shirt until 2022 😭” lmao imagine this being your biggest worry

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Dude the libertarians have the best vision for utopia. It’s absolutely not achievable and i don’t support it but they just want America to be a grand theft auto server

[conk @conklin_alexis]

if you’re a female and have ever worked with a male coworker/boss who has ever made you feel uncomfortable pls retweet :-) just interested to see

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me texting my friends when I’m on a first date

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

I am a 16-year-old part-time minimum wage worker and I pay more income taxes than the billionaire President of the United States

[🖤 Neon // Nyx // Eridani 🖤 @toastdotmp3]

this man literally stood around and let his son get relentlessly bullied by the entire town

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

why are u insulting him

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[Smokey Glow✨ @glow_smokey]

He just threatened to DEFUND THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION and y’all are STILL VOTING FOR HIM IN NOVEMBER?!??

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

[Sen. Martín Quezada @SenQuezada29]

This 👇🏼 is what systemic racism in action looks like.