Emily Mayer

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Polls (a thread)

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[e taylor @erinisaway]

you come to me on the day britney spears is pregnant and you ask me for a favor

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

People live in Switzerland and I live in NJ how is that fair

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Do you feel like there’s a big difference between 20 and 30 minutes

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Polls (a thread)

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Just cleaned out my car; women can do hard things

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

My fav doctor is Dr Pepper

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

Was it a good movie or was I just eating Peanut M&Ms?

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Girls be like “you make me hate this city” and this is the city

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

There’s no point in me complimenting your outfit if you don’t tell me where it’s from

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

My strengths: I drive a jeep
My weaknesses: parking the jeep

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Ok but why

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

Supercut by Lorde

[Emily Mayer @EmilyMayer_]

@HollyNicoleD 😲😵

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Asking me “whatever happened with that guy” is a HIPAA violation.

[James @CaucasianJames]

moscow mule twitter what patio are we meeting at