Emily Morisette

musician, teacher, dog lover, gardener of edible things. fluent in French and Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

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@tlc Vera from @TLCYesTothedres needs her own show. #immafixyourboobies #yourbutterflyisshowing

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@19Crimes how come Martha's label doesn't scan on the app? I'm excited to drink it but I was sad when she didn't talk. come on, @MarthaStewart . Get in touch with your silly side! #19crimeswine #wine #seriouslymartha

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@fallon_hashtags all sports are the same: move an object to a desired place while others try to stop you and move the object to THEIR desired place. #describeasportbadly

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@jimmyfallon my family used to have this old racoon tail (long story). we would hide it all over the the house for each other to find (underwear drawers were most popular). we REALLY pissed off grandpa's 2nd wife by sticking it in her fridge! #myfamilyisweird

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@TheEllenShow @portiaderossi

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@EmilyVanDuyne re: worst thing parents ever said to me. Was suicidal, mentioned to my mom that I had chosen the way I would kill myself, which was to drive into a concrete divider on the highway. Her reply: "make sure you take your seat belt off first."

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HENLO FRENS, I PUPPUP. WHY U NO BRING ME TO DOGGO SHOW??? I IS BOOTYFUL AND FLOOFY. MAH FLOOF BESS. #NationalDogShow #australianshepherd

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@Trevornoah #LoudAndClearTour

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@RealSimple why did you put a perfume sample in your May edition? Many perfume give me migraines, which means I can't subscribe to many mags. Please don't be one of them. I like your magazine. #migrainetriggers #subscriptions #ireallyloveyoubut

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@MonicaLewinsky I am honored to have watched your interview with @iamjohnoliver . The world underestimated you. You are amazing, fierce, and... well, even more amazing. I hope to have your strength and resilience one day. #inspiration #yougowoman

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@RogerCookTOH I am just now watching this new TOH season, and you are on the episode where they remove some trees. I know you were feeling pretty rough last season, and now you look like you're feeling a bit better. So glad!!! You remain in our thoughts and prayers.

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@Trevornoah the look into your life in S. Africa was beautiful. Your grandmother is an amazing, beautiful woman. Thank you.

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@TheDailyShow Trump didn't dress up AS racism for Halloween. He took his costume off.

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I thought "waste not want not" meant that you had to waste things so that you wouldn't want/need other things... #orangeroom

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@CorrectNames Incorrect. Rave turkey 😜

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@runnersworld You like to run.

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THANK YOU @Trevornoah for talking about the stupidity of #redvelvetcake. Or, as I call it, #foodcoloringcake.

Oh yeah, and #DentureDonald

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@Walmart and you discontinued my favorite spoon. #thisplacereallyisrunbysatan #definitelylostcustomer

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@Walmart you discontinued Riders by Lee?! They actually came in longs in khaki. None of your other khakis fit me, any size. #lostcustomer