Emily

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[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: CA, CO, CT, HI, IA, ID, IL, MD, ME, MI, MN, MT, NH, NM, NV, UT, VA, VT, WA, WI, WY + Washington, D.C. (and ND does not require voter reg)

[harrison 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @that_pettis]

Shit is hitting the fan so spectacularly on Twitter and you want me to just leave??? To sit quietly in the hallway??? Don’t be a nerd.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

he wants to go to the taylor swift eras tour

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every time I have 2 drinks in my system i’m like OH! TIME TO TELL EVERYONE THAT THEY ARE LOVED, BY ME

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hey. those are my emotional support 42,732 unread emails

[Duolingo @duolingo]

I don’t need to BeReal I need to BeAggressive

[Kateᴴ @SoGoldenNiall]

this is the cutest thing ever

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

[❄️ @twinflamebreeze]

harry styles giving relationship advice during hslot

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[girl with many prospects @harryscowgirI]

in an alternate universe this would be on his hinge profile

[Emily @EmilySamman]

@callenps Callen I love this please keep this going

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

I signed up for harry’s house not harry’s mortgage

[Emily @EmilySamman]

Well I’ll just finish my book while I wait… goodness

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

msg workers after night 14

[LibbyX @PlanxtyDrury75]

@BettyBowers

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

"This is not the time for politics," the politician said politically.

[Emily @EmilySamman]

i am incapable of sending a text in one message. you get 3 or you get none.