emily

Get to know me for my greyte personality... haha ha. ha. ha.... I like grey. (she/her)

[emily @Emily_Budke]

Find someone who loves you and your crochet addiction 💕

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

The bi wife energy is strong in this one

#Survivor

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have a “favorite spreadsheet”

[Mitch (Abe) Abrahamsen @ayy_brahamsen]

If I had a time machine I'd go back to the time in 11th grade when I proudly declared myself to be a libertarian and punch myself square in the jaw. Top 5 most embarrassing moments of my life.

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

The engineering The math
building on building on
ever single every single
campus campus

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Unironically one of the most wholesome stories I’ve seen recently

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey

[Winter @deenafaywinter]

I have read the 72-page state report on MPD, and compiled some of the most jaw-dropping portions. Here are some of them. 🧵

[mary FLORIDA!!! 🍉😻🏳️‍🌈🧶nekopog.bsky.social @nekopog]

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

[Zach Willis @zachwillis57]

Why did no one tell me the greatest invention of all time was invented in Fargo

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked

[Cristian Farias @cristianafarias]

“‘Enough is enough — we can’t do this forever,’ I say, as I continue to exist the same way I have my entire life, not caring to take any precautionary measure on behalf of the health and safety of other people.”

https://t.co/S0CWpKhpDP

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My son put some Trix in his ant farm. Instead of eating them, the ants dug up all of the dead ants in the farm and piled them on top of the Trix. Not sure what that means but I’m not eating Trix anymore.