Weston Perkins-Clark

Southerner on the Run. An Arkansas boy in the Pacific Northwest. **ALL VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE MY OWN AND DO NOT REFLECT ANY ORGANIZATION OR THEIR VALUES**

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Thanks @Ticketmaster for another great concert ticket buying experience…a site that won’t recognize the multiple provided links to the presale tickets 🫠🫠🫠

[Nico N. @nicolegoyus]

Made this quick mock up ad for a communications class

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Honestly so tired of places like @jimmyjohns & @PapaJohns using @DoorDash and @UberEats for delivery. Absolute trash service since they’ve made the change. It’s slow or never shows up. And since it’s 3rd party, you’re pretty SOL

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Hey @grok

Do you know who was the most famous person (with the most followers) who visited my profile? They don’t have to be mutual. Don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Grande Horror @grande_horror]

wallpapers for those who asked ✨

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Hey @RepAndyBiggsAZ, I think my brother who died on an AZ worksite in May and wasn’t found for 8 hours would love HR 86 or “NOSHA”. Especially considering he went to work everyday proud to be “building America”. But you’re looking out for people like him, right?

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

When you open social media and aren’t immediately hit with another “Breaking News”

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Hey @Apple my microphone suddenly “providing poor quality audio” right when I started practicing mandarin is definitely just a coincidence, right? 🤔🤨🙃

[Title Character @thick_flair]

22 years ago they went searching for America’s best singer and, amazingly enough, found it one the first try.

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

What tf @pizzahut

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

@Alanis I think @bre_kompelien and I have your next update to “Ironic” 😂😂😂

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

@UPS I got it from the person it was delivered too but you’ve missed the point. Customers shouldn’t have to give you retailer information and jump through hoops when you have it because there’s tracking on it.

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

@UPS why am I the one that has to do research on a company’s address and contact info when your delivery person is the one that dropped off my package at the wrong address

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Does someone at @AlaskaAir care to explain why I can use my mikes for first class seats, but when I get to seat selection I only have main cabin access and have to pay for preferred with no option for the first class I spent miles on

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

@elonmusk stop pushing your butt buddy Trump’s ads on everyone. I don’t want to see them. never have and never will

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

It’s only day 1 of Leo season and bitches are already trying me. Unfortunately for them, it’s day 1 of Leo season.

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Anyone throwing around “consider the implications of not voting for Biden” should be open to “consider the implications of running Biden against a very vocal cry for anyone else”

[grace @thesucksessions]

happy st patrick’s day weekend, ireland for a free palestine!!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

8 years old me refusing to play with the kids to stay with the old ones and hear them gossip

[Weston Perkins-Clark @splooshspice]

Just got an email from my boss requesting a meeting on Monday. Let a weekend of panic begin