Emily Elizabeth

u gotta be cool baby

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

chicago “foodie” accounts when they haven’t recommended a west loop restaurant for five minutes

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

pumpkin spice espresso martini i’m speaking it into existence

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

@mousebitch69 https://t.co/Uhv1Z7DrQL

[edgar bot @edgargonzelaz]

The Bear (2022)

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

there should have been a broad city episode where they rode in the cash cab

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

when the pepperoni on your pizza shrivels up into little cups… wtf is that about

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

@KatieAnneGriff Oh my god

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

bitches be like “omg skims dupe🤭” and it’s just a white tshirt

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

i understand disappearing hair ties and bobby pins but where the fuck did all my claw clips go

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

those instagram videos where they aggressively dip food into dipping sauce and the sauce overflows…yeah 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

[veet @vveetto]

taylor swift after you lift her feet off the ground and spin her around:

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

hot girls eat mcdonald’s breakfast burritos

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

I miss the rush. The glass in my thumb

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

iPhone screens just don’t crack like they used to

[Emily Elizabeth @Emily_Hughey]

maturing is realizing carrie bradshaw was the villain of her own story