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[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

im boutta discover the fifth loko

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

FLYERS DONE SIXERS DONE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[robyn @robyn_emz]

in honour of baseball season, here’s my favourite baseball tweets

[Drew @DR3Wheels]

The Phillies are probably gonna lose on a walk-off while I’m on the bridge and I’ll definitely contemplate it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[sasha @martoneglazer]

smile white boy ur next to AMBER GLENN....

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

The elegance of the figure skating on one screen while American & Canadian women try to behead each other for a medal on the other. This is a balanced sporting diet.

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Bisexuals HATE AI

[🤠muzzy @cowboymuzzy]

I haven’t libbed out this hard since I read the ending of red white and royal blue

[sum 𐚁 @sumgarf]

we libbed so hard last night we’ve entered a new timeline

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

This was my exact face today

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

any anti-clanker sentiment does NOT extend to the noble and just ABS robot ump, who will save my beloved sport

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

How it feels to love evermore and life of a showgirl

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

conrad the movie the musical the movie

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's get lost tonight you can be my killatrav tonight

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

All 17 of us who liked Drive Away Dolls will be SEATED opening night