Emma Wentworth Winchester

Three raccoons in a lab coat.
PhD 2024, DMD 2025.

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

Why be a "leader in the field" when you can be a "nuisance to the field"

[Alan Levinovitz @AlanLevinovitz]

Food manufacturers employ the very best in the business. If you focus on "artificial additives" they are going to spend millions on how to produce "natural" versions of the same food, at the same price point.

*taps earpiece* What's that? You say they're already on it?

[The PhD Place @ThePhDPlace]

Please, please, PLEASE! Be proud of what you've achieved so far.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

if bears could make porridge the temperature would be like the last thing on my list of concerns

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

Eye contact is hard

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

I'm obliged to like @NoahKahan because
1. Fellow new englander
2. Fellow servant to a German shepherd
3. My dead friend liked his stuff
4. He looks exactly like my friend's dad George

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

My husband (not a fatm fan) listening to the live Florence at the machine sessions is amazing. He is hooked

[mdb @mdbtvh]

why haven't u signed ur notes on time why haven't u signed these orders on this pt u've never seen before why haven't u completed these hospital modules yet why aren't u responding to emails in <24 hrs that is EXTREMELY unprofessional of u why arent u doing more review questions-

[Tanentzapf Lab @TanentzapfLab]

Gonna get a tattoo on my chest that reads "just because a result is statistically significant does not mean it is biologically significant" & a matching tattoo on my back that reads "just because a result is biologically significant does not mean it is statistically significant"

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academic ironies

[✨neuron divergent EKG slayer MD✨ @fuqekgs]

Me presenting a patient to the doctor

[The PhD Place @ThePhDPlace]

‘I feel like there's this underlying undertone of competition with every interaction’

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

Kay’s emergency department tape rule:

If a farmer shows up with electrical tape on something, it absolutely needs sutures.

If it’s duct tape, it needs surgery.

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

@MadS100tist Only if I can make Lucille/loose seal jokes

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

@MadS100tist Bonus: I'm declaring it will be on a cruise ship

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

@MadS100tist I volunteer to be the captain

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

@7imNg Mm the nuisance

[Emma Wentworth Winchester @EmmaWentWin]

Reason number 9 billion I'm thrilled to leave academia: my institution has owed me about $1000 since JUNE! There was a travel authorization submitted before the trip! Costs were pre-approved! Grad students make a pittance and missing a thousand bucks for some can mean not eating.