Dr Emma Seaber

precarious academic
med hums
contemp lit
life writing
feminism
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I have a PhD! “Occult Anorexia: The Unseen Forces of Anorexia Life-writing”
she/her

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

How it started/ how it's going

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ai can't do this, nerds.

[Nungua Cardi B 💕 @ellyserwaaa]

They walked past their dogs to see if they could recognize their owners from a distance 🥹

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

oh and sex crimes. dogs don't do sex crimes.

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

anything you want an AI to do (be your therapist, sense danger, investigate crimes, provide security, tell the future, detect cancer) a dog can do better

anything you don't want an AI to do but it does (start wars, make you psychotic, tell lies, rot your brain) a dog would never

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

anything you want an AI to do (be your therapist, sense danger, investigate crimes, provide security, tell the future, detect cancer) a dog can do better

anything you don't want an AI to do but it does (start wars, make you psychotic, tell lies, rot your brain) a dog would never

[Paulie Belta @PaulieBelta]

@iiwasinthee212 I guess that cunt went to Eton.

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

no offence but is it too late to swap him for amy winehouse

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

imagine being told in 2006 that, 20 years from then, not only would Pete Doherty be alive, he'd also be endorsing ice baths

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein but at least he wasn't a girl dad

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they're actually husband and wife as well

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

The most blatantly obvious Privately Educated With Influential and Wealthy Parents Band I think I've ever seen.

[erin @vanillaspitt]

love m&s clothes but wish they had more slutty option? like would it kill u to run a slit up the thigh of the skirts??? make the tops a touch more see through??? im asking for an m&s for the sluts. once again - an m&s but for The Sluts.

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

imagine if karen carpenter had been able to live long enough to get into hip hop. those beats would have been incredible.

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

@bigfan_of_cats To be clear, she runs in like:

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

had a weird dream and maybe invented a new type of therapy???

Mrs Doubtfire runs in yelling and she hugs you and says "it's not your fault" over and over again and then you say "oh captain my captain" and he turns into a cartoon fruit bat and flies off to save the rainforest

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

"lunch" lol are you 5 years old?

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

Uhh might need some fact checking with no. 80???

[MENA Visuals @menavisualss]

100 Most influential Women in History 👧

1. 🇪🇬 Cleopatra
2. 🇫🇷 Joan of Arc
3. 🇬🇧 Queen Elizabeth I
4. 🇬🇧 Queen Victoria
5. 🇬🇧 Queen Elizabeth II
6. 🇫🇷 Marie Curie
7. 🇬🇧 Florence Nightingale
8. 🇺🇸 Rosa Parks
9. 🇺🇸 Harriet Tubman
10. 🇮🇳 Indira Gandhi
11. 🇵🇰 Benazir Bhutto
12. 🇨🇳 Wu Zetian
13. 🇮🇳 Rani Lakshmibai
14. 🇮🇳 Mother Teresa
15. 🇵🇰 Malala Yousafzai
16. 🇬🇧 Margaret Thatcher
17. 🇩🇪 Angela Merkel
18. 🇺🇸 Eleanor Roosevelt
19. 🇺🇸 Michelle Obama
20. 🇺🇸 Oprah Winfrey
21. 🇺🇸 Amelia Earhart
22. 🇷🇺 Valentina Tereshkova
23. 🇺🇸 Sally Ride
24. 🇺🇸 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
25. 🇬🇧 Mary Wollstonecraft
26. 🇬🇧 Ada Lovelace
27. 🇺🇸 Katherine Johnson
28. 🇺🇸 Helen Keller
29. 🇺🇸 Susan B. Anthony
30. 🇬🇧 Emmeline Pankhurst
31. 🇺🇸 Sojourner Truth
32. 🇺🇸 Gloria Steinem
33. 🇺🇸 Betty Friedan
34. 🇺🇸 Sandra Day O’Connor
35. 🇺🇸 Shirley Chisholm
36. 🇺🇸 Madeleine Albright
37. 🇳🇿 Jacinda Ardern
38. 🇮🇱 Golda Meir
39. 🇫🇷 Simone de Beauvoir
40. 🇫🇷 Coco Chanel
41. 🇲🇽 Frida Kahlo
42. 🇮🇹 Artemisia Gentileschi
43. 🇬🇧 Jane Austen
44. 🇺🇸 Maya Angelou
45. 🇺🇸 Toni Morrison
46. 🇬🇧 Virginia Woolf
47. 🇯🇵 Murasaki Shikibu
48. 🇨🇳 Ban Zhao
49. 🇪🇬 Hatshepsut
50. 🇪🇬 Nefertiti
51. 🇬🇧 Boudica
52. 🇬🇷 Sappho
53. 🇬🇷 Hypatia
54. 🇪🇺 Catherine the Great
55. 🇮🇹 Catherine de’ Medici
56. 🇪🇸 Isabella I of Castile
57. 🇵🇱 Irena Sendler
58. 🇺🇦 Lesya Ukrainka
59. 🇩🇪 Sophie Scholl
60. 🇰🇪 Wangari Maathai
61. 🇪🇹 Empress Taytu Betul
62. 🇬🇧 Mary Seacole
63. 🇺🇸 Rosalind Franklin
64. 🇺🇸 Grace Hopper
65. 🇺🇸 Elizabeth Blackwell
66. 🇺🇸 Nellie Bly
67. 🇺🇸 Madam C. J. Walker
68. 🇯🇵 Queen Seondeok
69. 🇵🇭 Corazon Aquino
70. 🇵🇭 Gabriela Silang
71. 🇮🇷 Shirin Ebadi
72. 🇮🇷 Simin Behbahani
73. 🇪🇬 Huda Sha’arawi
74. 🇲🇽 Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz
75. 🇧🇷 Maria da Penha
76. 🇸🇪 Greta Thunberg
77. 🇺🇸 Katharine Graham
78. 🇺🇸 Billie Jean King
79. 🇺🇸 Emily Dickinson
80. 🇬🇧 Anne Frank
81. 🇨🇳 Soong Ching-ling
82. 🇯🇵 Sadako Sasaki
83. 🇨🇭 Helen Bamber
84. 🇬🇭 Yaa Asantewaa
85. 🇿🇦 Winnie Mandela
86. 🇺🇸 Barbara Jordan
87. 🇨🇦 Viola Desmond
88. 🇺🇸 Patsy Mink
89. 🇺🇸 Rachel Carson
90. 🇺🇸 Jane Goodall
91. 🇳🇴 Gro Harlem Brundtland
92. 🇹🇷 Halide Edib Adivar
93. 🇧🇩 Begum Rokeya
94. 🇮🇳 Savitribai Phule
95. 🇧🇦 Queen Katarina Kosača
96. 🇵🇹 Amália Rodrigues
97. 🇨🇳 Wu Yi
98. 🇭🇰 Anson Chan
99. 🇺🇸 Ida B. Wells
100. 🇮🇳 Sarojini Naidu

Source: Compiled from Britannica, TIME & BBC

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

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[۟ @peanutbustr]

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

Just going to yell into the void:

Has anybody ever recovered from 15-20+ yr ANBP and how the fuck did they do it?????

ANY such cases?????

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

tell that to orthodontists

[Ryan Fischer @ryanpfisch]

Misalignment is a full-time job.

And it doesn’t pay.

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

Check in with your boomer mum, Robert Redford died

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

it's a love story baby just say on the advice of counsel i decline to answer

[Dr Emma Seaber @Emma_Hatred]

what if dogs get hot ear????

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Mary is right.

[will @twothickscoops]

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