Dumpy

Dog botherer, slow runner, Evertonian. I want to pet all the dogs.

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But it’s just more automation. I just want to know what’s happening instead of guessing to save wasting yours and my time.

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@parcelforce I wasn’t aware my parcel was coming on Tuesday so missed the delivery, I rearranged delivery for Thursday as I knew I wouldn’t be around on Wednesday. They still tried to deliver on Wednesday. The card left says I have to collect from the depot the website says

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Redelivery arranged but location still at the depot, so does that mean it’s coming today and I continue to wait or is the system so slow it’s coming tomorrow when I won’t be in again or do I make a journey to the depot today to find it’s not there. I’ve tried calling the depot

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@GNRailUK how can you justify the last train to Knebworth this week from KX is 2227?Years ago the last train before engineering work used the 1 half hour later now they’re only every hour anyway. You’re adding hours to my journey home from work this week.

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Seriously @GNRailUK as usual knebworth is poorly serviced, it’s till running but cancelled after Stevenage, late for work again.

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@GNRailUK Is this correct? Nothing from 22.27 until 00.36!

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@flyabout7 I’m so sorry to hear this, I’ve been off Twitter a while and popped back today to see you have a new dog and my worst thoughts were confirmed. I’m
so sad about Muttley but I’m glad you’ve found another dog to love and give an excellent life to.

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@GNRailUK useless service again today. One train an hour this morning and you cancel the 0612 from knebworth. I’ll be late for work and my colleague who lives further up the line still manages to get a train in before me.

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@GNRailUK hi please can you sort out the smart card ticket tap machine at Knebworth Station. It’s been saying I’ve not touched in or out there for 2 weeks and it’s getting annoying having to update manually.

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Just started #Shetland from the beginning and I think I’m a bit in love with Jimmy Perez.

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@marcthevet @BritishVets @PeterEgan6 @AllDogsMatter @jordanwshelley @_AnimalAdvocate @Animal_Watch @Gailporter @DeborahMeaden @reallorraine @PDSA_HQ Evil bloody things, they’re everywhere by me and I’m paranoid now as my poor dog had one that perforated between his toes a few years ago.

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@MissPotkin And Michael K. Williams

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@MissPotkin It’s so good, but sad too.

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@SoVeryBritish Livid

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No one seems to have noticed that the train hasn’t left yet and there are staff walking up and down to the driver’s cab.

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I fecking hate getting the late train home! It’s full of drunk people, people feeding their faces and people playing bloody music. No one else seems bothered.

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Oh my days, no just no.

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Oh come on, don't make me do this, please. The sun is shining, and it's a nice da... MALE SEA OTTERS DROWN FEMALES AND USE THEIR CARCASSES FOR SEX UNTIL THE FALL APART. DON'T BE FOOLED, THEY ARE ABSOLUTE FURRY ARSEHOLES.

Carry on.

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I think I have something in my eye.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mellow. He has terminal cancer, but he's been walking his neighborhood with his human every day since 2019, so he has a lot of friends who will miss him…

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@sarajcox On our first date and after a few drinks he thought it would be funny to jump on my back for a piggy back. He’s 6’2 and not a little guy, my legs collapsed from under me and I laddered my tights and cut my knees. We’ve been together 23 years and married for 13 of them.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Horrific