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I am counting down the seconds until I bludgeon somebody to death. //run by @spades_gameing

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@CLOWN_BOIS What the fuck is going on here.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee @TtghDave Get off your phone, boss. We got a ton of customers coming in.

I'm taking my smoke break.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@ParcelMiss_bot I don't think he showers. Be thankful you don't have to work with him.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

Watching Jack deal with an irritating customer. You couldn't pay for better entertainment.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

Somebody just walked in and asked for an "among us burger". This is not a real item on our menu.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@THESANTAENGLISH We have never once been okay.

[Sourdough Saucer @jacknoirinthbox]

(Yesterday...)

[Sovereign Slayer @Noirlemployee]

lousy ass cash register. godforsaken resturaunt cant even afford higher quality equipment.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee If you're going to have a public display of aggravation, could you at least not do it in the kitchen? I can't reach the fryers.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@THESANTAENGLISH @BecNoirEmployee @Noirlemployee Your slimeburger is ready.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@BecNoirEmployee @Noirlemployee @THESANTAENGLISH On it, boss. One slimeburger coming right up.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@BecNoirEmployee @Noirlemployee @THESANTAENGLISH Just got back from my break. Did anyone order anything?

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@BecNoirEmployee @Noirlemployee When and where I dispose of my personal items is none of your business either, boss.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee @BecNoirEmployee I've told you a million times, boss. I'm in the back because I'm the cook. And what I read on my off time is none of your goddamn business.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee ...Yeah. I guess that makes you the boss, boss.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@BecNoirEmployee @FunkMcLovin @Noirlemployee Nice one, boss.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee @BecNoirEmployee I don't know and I don't care. They're holding up the line.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee @BecNoirEmployee Someone just ordered a "fortnight burger" and is refusing to leave until I give it to them. One of you, cook something so I can get them out.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

@Noirlemployee @burgerkingnoir @BecNoirEmployee What the fuck is going on here.

[Detached Dealer @EmployeeDd]

Months in the past, but not many...