بانو قدسیہ کا ایک ایسا سوال جس نے اشفاق صاحب کو ہلا کر رکھ دیا
“ عظیم ماں ب��پ کے بچے عظیم کیوں نہیں ہوتے “
ماننا پڑے گا یہ دونوں عظیم تھے
کوئی ایسا سوال کر ہی نہیں سکتا
قدسیہ آپا میں کمال حسن ادب ہے اور سوال ایسا کہ سارے سوالات کی روشنی اس کے سامنے ماند پڑ جائے
انڈین مسلمان تبلیغی ��ماعت میں چار ماہ لگا کر گھر جانے ہی والا تھا اتنے میں انڈین میڈیا کی اینکر ٹکرا گئی ۔ آگے ٹیسٹ میچ آپ دیکھئیے😁 ماشاءاللہ۔ سوال جیسا بھی ہو جواب سن کر مزہ آگیا
Give a man free sex, entertainment, and comfort, and he’ll forget his goals.
Give him pain and heartbreak, and he’ll feel like conquering the world.
Dear bro, hard times are a blessing, not a curse.
اخے ہمارے کُوک پنجاب کھا گیا
پنجاب میں عام آدمی سردیوں میں بھی اپنے گھر بجلی پر گیزر نہیں چلا سکتا جبکہ آزاد کشمیر میں جانوروں کو پانی بھی سردیوں میں گیزر کے ذریعے گرم کر کے پلایا جاتا یورپ سے زیادہ سستی بجلی اور آٹا لیکر پاکستان اور پنجاب کو گالی دیتے ہیں اتنی آزادی مقبوضہ کشمیر میں ھے ؟
My mom looked me in the eyes and said:
“If you disappeared tomorrow, no one would even notice.”
Everyone laughed.
I raised my hot dog and said:
“Challenge accepted.”
That night, I packed two suitcases, left my key on the counter, and moved three hours away.
No note.
No goodbye.
For 29 years, I had organized every holiday, baked every birthday cake, scheduled every appointment, and solved everyone’s problems.
For free.
The first week, no one called.
Exactly like my mom predicted.
By week two, my brother had called 47 times because he couldn’t work the washing machine.
My sister couldn’t renew her car registration.
My dad missed his medication refills and ended up in urgent care.
By month three, my mom hired a professional organizer for $200 a week to do what I’d done for free my entire adult life.
She quit after two weeks.
Meanwhile, I was living by a lake, taking pottery classes, and sleeping in for the first time in years.
Then my mom finally called, sobbing.
“We fell apart without you.”
I listened quietly.
Then said:
“Challenge completed, Mom.”
And hung up.
Turns out people do notice when you disappear.
They just never noticed when you were there doing everything.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans...
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Elon Musk reveals the single idea that explains why he keeps working despite being worth $800 billion
"When I was a teenager, I had an existential crisis trying to figure out what's the meaning of life. It doesn't seem to be any meaning"
"For me at least, the religious texts that I read did not seem convincing. Then I started reading the philosophers. You have to be careful of reading German philosophers as a teenager. It's definitely not going to help with your depression"
"Reading Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, as a kid you're like, whoa"
"Then I read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. What Douglas Adams was saying is that we don't really know what the right questions are to ask. The real problem is trying to formulate the question. To really have the right question, you need a much bigger computer than Earth"
"The universe is the answer. What is the question? Or what are the questions?"
"The more we can expand the scope and scale of consciousness, the better we can understand what questions to ask about the answer that is the universe"
"The more we can expand consciousness, become a multi-planet species, ultimately a multi-stellar species, we have a chance of figuring out what the hell's going on"
"This is why I think we should have more humans and more digital, both biological and digital consciousness"
دو دن تک وہ لڑکی نہ کھانے کی فکر میں تھی نہ پینے کی… بس اسپتال کے ہر کونے میں اپنے محبوب کو ڈھونڈتی رہی، یہاں تک کہ آخرکار اسے وارڈ میں داخل پایا
لڑکے کی والدہ بھی اُس کی سچی محبت اور فکر دیکھ کر دنگ رہ گئیں۔
واقعی، خلوص سے نبھائے گئے رشتے بہت قیمتی ہوتے ہیں