EnglishMajorProblems

#PunchingAmericaInTheFaceWithLiteraryAwesomeness

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When all you want to is drop out, drive off to New Jersey, and write a novel. #keepitup #myproblems #EnglishMajorProblems #collegelife

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@kate3robertson I'll have to look into that.

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@kate3robertson For me, either a single novel of 200-400 pages or go home. (Unless it's poetry) #EnglishMajorProblems

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Edited version: "Am I the only English major who can't get into a series?" #EnglishMajorProblems

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The BlackBoard app is now on my phone. Not even the toilet can keep me from my assignments now. #EnglishMajorProblems #CollegeKidProblems

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@Tifa_Alhajeri Girl, thou shalt say nay to writing other people's papers! #EnglishMajorProblems

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I'm having to rearrange my place again because, you know... Books... #EnglishMajorProblems

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Never will I ever respond to your "so wyd" messages, random Facebook guy. #EnglishMajorProblems

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Hardcovers are not just hardcovers, it's HARD to pay for them as well @EnglishMajorPr1 #bookwormprobs

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@ruhruhrachellll #Committothecomma

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Brace yourselves for a bunch of "'Merica" posts. #WorldCup #EnglishMajorProblems #USAvsGhana

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@blankmetaphor This is deeper than the ninth circle of Dante's Inferno. #PunchingAmericaintheFacewithLiteraryAwesomeness #EnglishMajorProbs

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Reading a book needs patience but finishing one needs impatience #bookworm #Deadlines #EnglishMajorProblems @EnglishMajorPr1

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I just read someone's blog, Escaping Academia, and a companion site, Academia Recovery. This is real life, folks. #collegeproblems #academia

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That feeling of guilt you have when you just can't get into a book. #EnglishMajorProblems

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Just saw someone post about how they just finished an audiobook and how much they love to read. I don't know how to feel about this.

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I don't prefer to order books online 'cause I need the right book cover too, yes it matters to me #englishmajorproblems @EnglishMajorPr1

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@ruhruhrachellll #facebookfail

[Becca @PerfectlyUnwell]

Candace: *messes up entire dance*
DWTS: "GREAT JOB!"
Meryl: *does nothing*
DWTS: "TEN!!"
James: *does perfect routine*
DWTS: Not good enough

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Challenging myself to finish a book in 24 hours just because I can! #summerishere #finalsareover #EnglishMajorProblems