Stupid Shit Eni Aluko Says

Recording all the dumb shit Eni Aluko says

[Anthony Kendrick @AJKendrick]

Eni Aluko last night claimed Harry Kane shouldn't have taken the second penalty "because he'd scored the first". That was a weird take. Nobody in the world I'd have rather had stepping up to take that than Kane.

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"Serbia are an excellent team" - Eni Aluko on (Switzerland) facing Portugal

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"In 4th place, I would have Greaves, scored so many goals and a hat trick in a World Cup final" - Eni on Jimmy Greaves (who infamously didn't play in the final and also isn't Geoff Hurst)

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"Torres hasn't been prolific" - Eni on Ferran Torres not scoring enough even though he's Spain's joint top scorer in the WC

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"Lukaku's missed Clean-cut chances"

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"100 goals, 100 assists in 200 games for Ajax" - Eni Aluko on Dusan Tadic's time at Ajax

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"Can Wales really afford to play both Bale and Ramsey against England"

[🆁 @CapitalR]

Eni Aluko on Lewandowski @ the World Cup - “he’s seriously underachieved”, then she is asked, “why is that?”
Answer: “I dont know”

What amazing analysis from this pundit. So shit 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
#POL #ITVFootball

[Cj @lvad78]

Eni aluko " can saudi Arabia do it here infront of the home fans " - in Qatar 😱

[Chris @chrs00]

Finishes like that are "bread and water" to Lewandowski according to Eni Aluko

[Ryan Stewart @Ryzie_1990]

Eni Aluko on Lewandowski - “he’s scored a lot goals already this season for Barcelona. A lot of people doubted whether he could do that outside the Bundesliga” sorry, what? 😂🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Literally nobody doubted that mate

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"Hackpo scored in the last 10 mins last game" - Eni on Netherlands attacker Cody "Hackpo"

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"There are still states in the US where gay marriage is illegal"

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Eni Aluko suggesting Wales could rest Gareth Bale for the Iran game is the worst thing to happen at this tournament

[Kevin Ticehurst @Brightonfan]

Eni Aluko, ‘if you are having a scan Gary, you are in pain aren’t you?!’ Fuck me….. #ThreeLions

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"Pedri's played over 100 games for Barcelona"

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"Since 2010 Spain have underachieved" - Eni Aluko forgetting that Euro 2012 existed

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"But that would have been a great statement. Do it for the first game and take your yellow card. What a message that would have been from Harry Kane or the captains of Whale." - Eni Aluko on players not wearing the OneLove armband

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"They don't know what they don't know" - Eni Aluko on the level of experience of the USA MNT at the World Cup

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Eni Aluko on Josh King's performance against Crystal Palace in 2019/20 Season