T W I T T E R E S S

Can't believe I forgot your name

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

Career advice for women: don't be a woman

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

"@CorduroyQueen: I dream of tortellini" #relatable

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

Pretty sure that I'm going to be a popsicle by the end of this class... At least I wont have to do homework

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

@Catbread you still exist?

[BU Alpha Phi @BUalphaphi]

Happy National Women's Friendship Day! 💕👯

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

When you really don't like someone but they are wearing your players shirt

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

Poutine has a definitive timeline

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

I just cleaned my floors...twice...I need a new mop :(

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

@durinswrath kick it back

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

Don't eat the spaghetti

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

Pussy is like...the worst word

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

About to lose a year of my life...in a good way #frosh2k16

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

@iliza party goblin took over last night; lost dignity....feeling butthurt #jesuismermaid

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

Sometimes its not your friends you live stuff down for

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

"Big, white, and beautiful"; eggs, also me

[T W I T T E R E S S @Entertainathon]

I apologize that my toothbrush likes to go commando...sorry that's so disturbing