RoughNuts

[crittur @miwwmiu]

For halloween im going to be whatsapp

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[sadie @21031i22]

Pepperjack cheese is the cigarette of the mouse

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[tewbown @twob0ne]

ex gf just died in a car crash #LOSERSQUEUE

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

the moment that shook the fire alarm porn community

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

my uncle lost his life to an IED during the Iraq war but it’s because he built one in his garage in Lowell, Massachusetts and he forgot where he put it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker

[vernaxes @verzasah]

They aborted my duo.

I can't stop thinking that the gamer who would have ranked up with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I soloq. In another alternate timeline, their mother didn't abort them, and they grew up to duo with me. I must be very high ranked there.

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

Bro U got 2 trust me Rite now…Jack it wit Poop in ur hand…Trust me bro

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i keep feeding him but he wont move :( i think hes sick

[Chief Wayne @GayWeakling]

I want to sleep commando but grandpa has no teeth & he’s a licker

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[broobons @broobons]

guy who really likes youtube shorts: yeah I wear them all the time