Epic

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

Female cop panicked and headshotted a civilian Rabbi at the Pornhub Headquarters groyper

[neppy @neppy]

locking away $30K a year into retirement accounts is insane

cool you'll be a millionaire when you're 68

[Merk @TrulyAFed]

"250,000 victims in 50 years is a completely unrealistic number"
-a jew

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

If you see anyone brag about contributing to a Roth IRA, it means they make less than $153,000 per year.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Shisui @Shisui_1431]

Smurfing is actually harder than I thought bro how do you outsmart people that don’t think

[Anton Hand @AntonHand]

These are, in my opinion, the 4 essential guns every American should own:

1) A Five-seveN

2) A Turkish clone shotgun that won't cycle

3) One of those Iver-Johnson 32 revolvers that is somehow in every consignment case ever

4) Umarex 416 in .22 LR

Agree or disagree?

[Anton Hand @AntonHand]

The shittiest feeling as one transitions from being someone peripherally interested in guns, mostly from video games, to being actually into guns and shooting, is finding out that an AR-15 rifle is actually just that much better than pretty much every other autoloading rifle...

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

Movie set in the Cambrian period where nothing happens because it’s set on land. No animals, no plants, no trees, no sound but the lonely wind wandering over endless gravel. Occasionally the words “Ten million years later” appear on screen, but nothing changes.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Public transport is so brutal because you can literally miss your train by 30 seconds and now you’re 30 minutes late to work.

[dawns. @DawnsTFT]

i want to breed ahri league of legends

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

I think they put a completely random amount of nicotine in each zyn packet.

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[rayan ريان @flutterrbat]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Epic @Epic2662]

I despise Europeans

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

Japanese Twitter and American Twitter interacting VS European Twitter and American Twitter interacting

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Property values are tanking!”

“Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight”

“You don’t own a home?!”

“Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.”

“You must not work as hard as I did!”

“Kiss my buns.”