Eric Gobbledlust 🦃

ER doc @ KP Santa Clara, MD/PhD in Epi/Biostats, proud husband & dad, storyteller. Opinions my own but still insufferable.

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@LadyOcciput Actually, the best compliment i ever got wasn't in words. When i was in high school, I was 1 of 30 nominated to be a peer counselor, named by classmates as being someone they'd come to with a problem.

The real compliment was the girl I barely knew, who asked for me by name

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@OhDeeMcTee @JournalStarNews There have been roughly 38 deaths from the vaccine, and many millions from COVID itself. The chances of her dying from the vaccine are literally less than 1 in a million.

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@Atul_Gawande Please clarify whether you are referring to @JeremyKonyndyk's comment or Rubio's statement

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@karanbirtinna Hard disagree, man, the thirty years after that are BRUTAL

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@Emaperidol @ronmree Doing sudoku behind a sterile drape

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@kathleenmadigan I dunno, I think your timing is better

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@jtrebach Oof, that's awkward

That's the kind of thing that'll narrow your confidence interval

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@_B___S Yes

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@DrGRuralMD @Stranger_Things So it's agreed, we're right and he's wrong

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@MikeyLovesRetro @LoveRetroBTW Erm, I think that's him, second from the left, in all his glory

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@choo_ek @JoyceWhiteVance This explains the size of your brood

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@DrGRuralMD Dude, they have an enormous one at the Tech Museum and it's super popular

Also, I consider this to be a slap in the face of @Stranger_Things and I'm not having it

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@DrStimLady @MunenoAndo Where'd you get the other three

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@StressHoop @drquinngyn You're a sweet potato though

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@knittaphd watched too many cartoons as a kid)

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@knittaphd Less clang, more scream, crunch, and splat

It's possible I'm actually a horrible person

(It's not possible I'm a horrible person, I just

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@Nudesandnursing Well, all of us would be on our phones 24/7, so I'm thinking that's not a good thing for the patients

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@forensictoxguy HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

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@PatricProAuthor Paint my house

no, wait, wrong joke

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@sorry_hat that reminds me, how's the old aneurysm doing

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