Eric from the far center

I’m in the far center. Yes it’s a real place. No you can’t visit. The roads are logic and everyone’s mad at the signage.

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

🎶I GOT A FRIEND NAMED JEFF HE'S A JEFFITY-JEFF-JEFF, JEFFITY-JEFF, JEFFITY-JEFF, JUST SO JEFF!🎶

*drops mic*

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@ClueHeywood

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@PHNX_Dbacks And “Gabby road” was right there…

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@PhilsoThunder I didn’t even realize the potential of this machine

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@Kyle_Odegard They're about to find out what a homework clause is

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

Colorado version of @ClueHeywood spotted by the Dbacks broadcast team!

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@Dbacks @CamCox12 It’s okay, he’ll just ground out to second every time

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@DeanTTraining I once an entire Costco pizza plus one slice. It was an eating competition with some work buddies who said I couldn’t do it. None of us were grossly overweight, just motivated to outdo each other. With the right motivation people can do anything (good or otherwise)

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@DHSgov Which God?

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@ZHBuchanan @phoenixnewtimes Yeah, but she's wrong

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@DrinkAriZona

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@MikeMumbelz @ClownWorld They are trying to skim and clone EBT cards

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@ClownWorld @DollarTree check all your stores. This isn’t the first time this has happened at a Dollar Tree.

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

You don't get to post NFL draft grades if your 1st round mock draft wasn't 80% accurate

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@fandompulse They have a whole network (BET) that's nothing but one type of person on screen

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@PHNX_Cardinals @JohnnyVenerable

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@DHSgov @WhiteHouse None of the 3,000 "Gods" worshipped by mankind are real. There is no evidence for the existence of any God. If you think you have evidence, you don't. You have a cognitive bias. Have a great day!

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@avidseries Probably 95%, far center, independent. Never stop tweeting!

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@3YearLetterman You, sir, are a great American!

[Eric from the far center @EricInAZ]

@SethMacFarlane Never stop making Ted. I don’t care how much it costs. @peacock