When you cash in your free CFA sandwich coupon from the receipt and get another free sandwich receipt, it is a beautiful day. Especially when you’re pregnant.
Today @adam_hull did our grocery shopping for the next two weeks. He came home and stated "I guessed the total for our groceries within 7 cents." We need new sources of entertainment asap.
Social distance like you’re a regency couple that dare not be closer than 6 ft least you give into your feelings and embrace, thus ruining your reputation beyond repair
I filled out my first incident report today at work. Don’t worry though, no patients were harmed, I just tripped while walking and fell down the whole flight of stairs. 🙄
Me and @adam_hull are driving to Chicago today. He requested some music, so naturally I started singing “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, and for some reason he now thinks I am female Andy Bernard.
I think we try so hard to redefine “meekness,” not because we don’t understand it, but because we don’t like what it means. It means when you’re pushed, don’t push back, but be kind to the one who pushed you...even if they think you’re a chump for doing so.