nobody,really

I don't survive I thrive... I wanna be right because am powerful not powerful coz am right

[Lil Krispah @Krispah45133]

"God akachapia Musa, usikanyage hizi ma area na dontire zako bois, chomoa...

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

God hasn’t blessed me with a Golf 7.5R yet cause he knows that I’d go thank him personally.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The kid understood the assignment

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

At this rate, the only thing Ruto hasn’t promised Kenyans is eternal life😂😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Hey, the autopsy results came back. Bado nimekukufia

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

The lady in glasses reaction is exactly our collective reaction. Ruku he was going to stop the vehicle to Sugoi only for him to step on the gas pedal. Vere nais!!

[𝑳𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒓 @lamaralqaisy]

أجمل لقطه في نهائي المونديال💙❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

The way this brother turns into a beast when Argentina needs help

I can’t explain it

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

You look at this game and you'll see stupid Ronaldo fans screaming robbed and rigged, stfu and learn ball.

When you need a GOAT to deliver that's what a GOAT does.

LIONEL MESSI what would i be without you😭❤️

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

I’m going to take my time with this one. If you’re busy, save this post and read it later. If you’re a night owl like me, this is a good late-night read.

Do you know the worst thing about Cristiano Ronaldo?

It’s that he set the standards for what defines a legend… and in the end, he couldn’t even live up to the standards he created himself.

After winning Euro 2016, Ronaldo said:

“You can’t become a legend until you win a trophy with your national team.”

It was an obvious dig at Messi.

Argentina had just lost the 2014 World Cup final to Germany, and Messi was going through the toughest period of his international career. Those words only added fuel to the fire.

Where was the respect for a rival, Ronaldo?

The surprising part was that social media completely embraced that narrative. Messi was labeled a bottler, while Ronaldo was declared the winner of the rivalry—at least in the media, not on the pitch.

Then Messi retired from international football, came back, won the Copa América, and suddenly they were level in major international trophies.

What happened next?

Ronaldo fans started saying that one Euro is worth more than a hundred Copa Américas, claiming there was no competition in South America. Not true—but that became the excuse.

Then Messi went on to win the World Cup.

This time, the excuses changed again.

They claimed FIFA had fixed the tournament for Messi. That the World Cup was scripted in his favor. They simply didn’t know what else to say.

Then Ronaldo himself came out with one of the strangest quotes imaginable:

“A legend’s career can’t be defined by just seven games.”

At first glance, it sounds reasonable.

But beneath it was another attempt to diminish what Messi had achieved.

Before the World Cup, they insisted it would be Ronaldo’s tournament. On paper, Portugal had a fantastic squad. If the manager couldn’t get the best out of them, that’s Portugal’s problem—not Ronaldo’s.

Yet that same Portugal squad wasn’t any weaker than the Argentina team Messi led to the 2014 World Cup final—the same team people mocked Messi for not carrying to the title.

Just a couple of days ago, Ronaldo said:

“The World Cup doesn’t define my career, whether I win it or not.”

A statement that directly contradicts what he had said years earlier, when he admitted that winning the World Cup would make him feel completely fulfilled.

Now you’re 41 years old, Cristiano.

By your own standards:

* You have 5 Ballon d’Ors, not 8.
* You have one European Championship, not two Copa América titles.
* You never won the World Cup.
* You have four European Golden Shoes, while Messi has six—even though you’re an out-and-out striker.

So what now?

Will you keep playing until the next World Cup and become the first player to appear in one at 45, hoping to finally win it?

If we judged you by the standards you created, you wouldn’t qualify as a legend.

Of course, nobody actually judges you that way. Everyone still recognizes you as one of football’s greatest legends.

The real mistake was comparing Ronaldo to Messi in the first place.

That rivalry was exaggerated from the beginning by the media and figures like José Mourinho.

Messi conquered every major trophy available to him, shattered records that once seemed untouchable, and at 39 years old he’s still competing with Kylian Mbappé and Erling Haaland—the stars of the next generation—for the Golden Boot. And honestly, he could still win it.

What made Messi beloved by so many fans is that he never tried to diminish Ronaldo’s achievements.

Ronaldo, on the other hand, repeatedly made comments that many interpreted as attempts to downplay his greatest rival’s accomplishments—and that’s never an admirable trait.

Cristiano helped create a generation that thinks belittling other people’s achievements while constantly glorifying your own is a way to establish dominance.

Good bye. Ronaldo.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Brazil is the Manchester United of national teams

Just relying on past glories 💔

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

You can’t even attack Haaland by saying he plays for Man City, this brother could play with a bunch of McDonald’s workers and still bag 10 goals😭

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Odegaard sending Gabriel and Martineli back to prepare for the new season what a leader!!!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The race for the World Cup golden boot 🔥

[nobody,really @Ericsson_King]

@UTDTrey Of course england goes home, doesn't matter the scores,they'll lose

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

Did the government notify anybody that it would picket today and #OccupyAllRoads?

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

Nimekumbuka zile hesabu za primary za Post Office letters buana. Ati one word 5 bob mamae. Sasa kama ningekuwa nataka kusema "Ruto must go" ningeandika "WANTAM" ndio nisikuwe overcharged. Thank God for technology mahn.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

I was in a super metro matatu and a Gen z receives a call l think from the boss, the man only said, "Nakuja ama kama unaona nachelewa tafuta mtu mwingine afanye iyo kazi, wacha kunikula kichwa asubuhi" 🤣

[~nana @nanax_001]

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