Erika? Oh!

she/her. chaotic good. affirmation junkie.

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I wish I were everywhere all the time doing all the things.

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Did everyone just secretly get back on here? What did I miss?

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@unoriginalsarah I will if you will!

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All these commercials for sandwiches trying to entice me with the fact that their deli meat is freshly sliced. My brother in Christ, fresh sliced deli meat is…STILL DELI MEAT.

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Dumas: I like her guitar.
Me: I like her barrettes.
Dumas: I like her breasts. #dumasquotes

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[when asked about his favorite language]: “definitely old Latin. Way to make an impact.” #dumasquotes

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Me: “I know I should quit twitter, but I won’t.”
Dumas: “I already did. We got a Canes”. #raisingcanesOH #dumasquotes

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“Im a prophet. I exist outside of tie@. If you’d like me to be a messiahs that’ll be $30 an hour.” #dumasquotes

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@emonormie Shakey Graves

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@peter19adams @emonormie Dang, I love Good Nature. But it was a pivot for sure.

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@KellyKnowsAll @kristentastic @nogriffin “Is this that new ditty by The Raspberries?” -Nick, probably

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@nmelzack Out of curiosity: did the report give specific objective observations to support the claim that you aren’t interested?

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Gen Z loves answering every email and text with “Sounds good”.

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@jqnotjq Infuriating

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

Why do some people say “aks” instead of “ask”?

It’s not “just their accent” and it sure as hell isn’t a mispronunciation.

There’s a linguistic reason and a cultural reason. Let’s quickly look at both:

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Trying to find someone to go to like 12 concerts a month now that @RylandInTheSun moved away is difficult, to say the least.

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@jqnotjq Omg amazingggggggg

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Mine was the hot pastrami at Katz’ deli

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

every hot person has a sandwich they ate 3 years ago that they think about at least once a week

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@KellyKnowsAll -me, every time.

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@KellyKnowsAll When your friends all love your in-laws, too, you know you won the in-law lottery.

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If you’re a mildly grumpy person, I WILL develop a crush on you. Luke from Gilmore Girls, Mr Darcy, April Ludgate—all irresistible.