Erika Kirkpatrick

I followed Jesus Christ; you should too and can ask me how anytime! Big Musician, Bigger Christian. Taken by @snapman56 Singer. Actress. Artist. Dancer.

[several onions @Amusitr0n]

*Cowboy stares at the horizon*
"A storm's comin"
[In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly]
*Cowboy cracks a glowstick*

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

In their paintings, the forefathers all look like the painter was telling them bad jokes the whole time.

[The Alicianater @leechee420]

Wow, I look pretty great today!
*takes selfie*
Oh... Oh no. I was so very wrong.

[Erika Kirkpatrick @Erika_Kirk5]

“@MeninistVibes: Lol https://t.co/tNQ2r3XzZI”

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[me narrating a documentary about an octopus]
Look at this fat, wet spider.

[Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff]

[Arguing with a guy over who's tougher]
*takes toothpick from mouth* "When I started chewing this it was a full grown spruce."

[Erika Kirkpatrick @Erika_Kirk5]

“@MeninistTweet: Goodnight Twitter”

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[sliding $5 to the zookeeper]
Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?

[Erika Kirkpatrick @Erika_Kirk5]

I haven't been on twitter in so long I actually got something done..

[Erika Kirkpatrick @Erika_Kirk5]

“@Yourlnspiration: Yes 😍 http://t.co/JriN6vqJWK” @snapman56 #JustSayin #LittleReminder

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

I swear some people see 'there's no such thing as a stupid question' as a challenge.

[Erika Kirkpatrick @Erika_Kirk5]

“@WordsTextings: http://t.co/0BHgbdwz2M” @snapman56

[LOGAN LUMPKINS® @Logan_Lumpkins]

I just want to be where God wants me to be.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

[watching 1990 TMNT with my son after he's seen the 2014 version]

"These turtles look weird"

*real defensively* no YOUR turtles look weird

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

*takes coffee from hot barista
*makes eye contact
*smiles
*winks
*sips scalding coffee

"Thankth, thexy! Theeya!"

*walks outside
*screams