Erin

oh is this where everyone has been hanging out? All of my opinions are extremely popular and my takes are… quite tepid. she/her, ACAB, eat the rich

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

dorks on the internet: women refuse to even acknowledge men unless they're 6 feet tall with chiseled abs

every woman I know: I would spit in my grandmother's eye for the opportunity to hand-feed Jack Black a single grape

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

It's great that the lore of the Richmond Gun Hole has now shifted to teaching people about how a city is capable of acting but designates it's resources on certain things. For example this is the same side of the street on the block where the gun hole is.

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Periodic reminder that Robert Wood Lynn may write beautifully but he is a horrible horrible person.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

✨Respectful Ways To Celebrate January 6th as a POC✨ (THREAD)

Some of us may be intimidated to know how to celebrate the holiday from another culture, so here are some ways to celebrate.

[kalia 🇵🇸 @realwizkaliaa]

The fact that our government is targeting students who are calling for an end to genocide….instead of actually ending their support of the genocide…says a lot

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

I am so so so so so so so so so so tired of the psychopath drivers in this city. What is this accomplishing for anyone?

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

the u.s. government is helping to fund, televise, and grossly misrepresent a genocide unfolding in real time. use your fucking head. one day palestine will be free 🇵🇸

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Many things can be true at once.

I support a free Palestine and I condemn Hamas as a terrorist organization.

I support Jews, am fearful of the rise in antisemitism and I am also anti-Zionist.

The invasion of Gaza needs to be stopped.

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Not a single one of these is a pro my dude

[New York Post @nypost]

I��m 45, a billionaire, obsessed with staying young — and hard to date https://t.co/EHaHnkXtyW

[Working Families Party 🐺 @WorkingFamilies]

Pay workers a living wage.

No one should be working more than one job and still live in poverty, just because the ultra rich insist on paying workers poverty wages to fund their lifestyles of buying yachts and vacation homes and supreme court justices.

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Oh good I think the X solved everything!

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

I mean, literally ANY time he starts blowing up your phone with texts so that there’s just a wall of gray on the left, get out. You’re about to read his entire Thesis of Control.

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Read this on a buzzfeed listicle and laughed so fucking hard I was crying. The fact that it was tweeted by a fellow Erin is just icing on the cake

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

When Jimmy Buffet dies he’ll be heading straight for Morguearitaville.

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Also, do men not know (they don’t) that as they age, the “quality” of their sperm starts to decline significantly? Everyone wants to talk ab egg counts, but no one wants to talk ab that, huh

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

The way men evaluate us based on our [perceived] ability to procreate is yes, very weird, and sooo creepy. Wonder how young women feel ab men evaluating the inside of their uterus in terms of dateability?

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

listen, i try to stay out of age gap discourse but i just saw some guy say “men date younger women because they’re fertile” and I just need to remind everyone that it’s totally possible to have kids in your 30s and the way men talk about this is very weird!

[Erin @ErinCrettier]

Plus, I just had a baby at 37, and I got a lot of friends and peers who did the same but go off, weird creepy boys!

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Bears have a TV show called The Human and you would NOT believe how fucked up on grief the lead is.