3 times last night different members of my family asked me “what are you smiling at?” - each time it was because of the same boy - I think I’m catching feelings...
I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
the widespread influence of ‘baby shark’ is harmful to the young generation due to it’s propagation of heteronormative family structure in this essay i will-
Before calling you, I will:
-Tweet you
-DM you
-Add you on Discord
-Game with you
-Write you a letter
-Fight a bear
-Pay your student loans
-Do your taxes
-Lick an alien
-Marry you
-Eat pineapple on a pizza
-Bless the rains down in Africa, personally
Then, I will call you.
BAD NEWS: Mum saw my hickey
GOOD NEWS: she is convinced it’s a bruise and not a hickey
BAD NEWS: she is now concerned I am bruising too easily and wants me to get tests to see if I’m anemic
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!
desperate for attention!