Ernest cast

pREsidentiAL CAndidaTe. Proud supporter of too much pottery & burrowing into the center of the earth forever. Afraid of geese but live in a goose colony.

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

Cast your… goat!?! I will give a free goat to the first 400,000 people who can prove they have voted.

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think it should be illegal to have fun #government #policy

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

I am president and I am god. #president #god #me

[Cascadia Association Football Federation @CascadiaSoccer]

Somaliland were voted as the potential host for the 2020 ConIFA world cup. ConIFA executive committee now need to ratify this decision

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@colgate_update I know like four people who haven’t done it. You’re missing out dude yikes #HappyNewYears #BakerMayfield

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@ForceFactor I’m buying your thing great commercial

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@GriseldaSanc Whaaaaaaat indeed #bakermove

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@colgate_update new year same colorblind you NERD

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@EverySheriff @AlohaPokeCo

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

The key to life is to eat only slimy things

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@CascadiaSoccer My god, I am ruined. I bet everything I have and more on you and I’ve lost it all

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@RyanDLeaf @ReeseClarett13 My child wears exclusively Ryan leaf jerseys. Because I’m a fan, but also because I lost all my money betting on @CascadiaSoccer and Ryan leaf jerseys are cheaper than other clothes.

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@JonPretty1 @MindBIowing_ @TheScaryNature Don’t tell me what to do I’ll bury what I want to bury

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@SaithiIrfan @PuzzIeMath @MiIlionaireMind It is very obviously 2 dude yikes

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@CascadiaSoccer I bet my only son’s ENTIRE college fund on you winning this tournament so DO NOT let me down PLEASE

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@NettNurse @tedcruz @ChuckNASCAR @Feisty_FL @DineshDSouza We love you
Ted

Kimmel’s show
sound
be cancelled

But it won’t
So we have
decided to

Boycott
Kimmel

[Krispy @KrispyKrabby]

@thekirbybot No Kirby, the Earth is round, just like you!

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@gautamrockzzzzz And I wish I wasn’t so impossibly cold all the time, but here we are

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@sharkgirlavaboy Brave hero, you will overcome this challenge and restore justice for us downtrodden men in vicinity of breastfeeding woman

[Ernest cast @Ernest_Cast]

@AdviceToWriters Don’t tell me what to do