Minty Fresh NERD

Gatekeeper. Score keeper. Watchdog. This is a cry for help.

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@Ernest_Cast You have brains for teeth

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@Ernest_Cast Hey just because we see the world differently doesn't mean I can't still knock you out you JOCK

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Every year I mourn the fact that I will never reach the height of romance: making out with a stranger in an adult diaper on national TV #NewYearOldRegrets

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swormsuit

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@Ernest_Cast He would watch and wait, high away from grubby fingers, with breath abate and a chill that lingers. His hat is moldy, his eyelashes holy, his bones will be eaten clean by wolves.

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@Ernest_Cast Sacred land through heathen hands, water spoils, mixed with unclean sands.

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@Ernest_Cast @lohanthony Stop appropriating white mean girl culture. Zayn come back

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@Ernest_Cast Who's ready to enter the twentieth century in style?????

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@colgate_update @RyanSecrest12 “Ernest Cast emphasized a tweet”

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@Ernest_Cast @RyanSecrest12 People should be executed as soon as they retire. This will cure global warming now that smoking is becoming less popular with the kiddos.

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@Ernest_Cast Nerds can want to die just like the rest of us. This is 2018, wake up

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@Ernest_Cast @RyanSecrest12 your date is never coming out of the bathroom she escaped through the window just chug the rest of your prosecco and pretend this year the gop will stand against trump like the rest of us

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"Daniel Glover, what's his rap name? Kid Charisma?"

My mother has a PhD.

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@colgate_update can't keep subtweeting @MagnetPrincipal because nothing is private anymore and net neutrality is on its deathbed

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@lauritaapena that's fine :) our foreign policy and environmental legacy aren't but that's fine :)

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@Ernest_Cast @SesameWorkshop #parkour #art #Realtors

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@Ernest_Cast @SesameWorkshop this is so relevant rn
Mars? more like America Mach 2: A New Hope

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2016 is like when uve been putting off installing updates & then everything is old and slow but u keep pressing Remind Me Later until...this