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Have you ever heard of a man destroyed by his own generosity?
My boy Stano juzi dropped his wife at Kenyatta Market salons.
They live in Kilimani like Five minutes away.
She told him call me when I'm done so you can come pay and pick me up.
Him he's a thug.
He drove back home to Kilimani.
Very fast.
He'd been planning to teach the house help yoga.
The yoga session was excellent.
Those who know know. 😉
Afterwards she asked for 1,000 shillings to send her mother upcountry.
Because she had performed exceptionally in yoga he gave her 5,000.
He got dressed quick fast and rushed back to Kenyatta Market like a responsible husband.
Five minutes.
Same road he had left on.
When he walked into the salon Mama Ciru looked up and said:
"Kwani umetoka home?"
He didn't understand how she knew but a man of experience doesn't panic.
He redirects.
"Zii. Nilikuwa kwa local hapa chini tu."
She looked at him again.
Slowly.
"Mbona umebadilisha T-shirt. Tulitoka home ukiwa umevaa jersey ya Arsenal."
This man in his post-yoga confusion had gone and worn his ODM Linda Ground Mimi ndio Sifuna T-shirt.
Sifuna's face.
On his chest.
In a salon in Kenyatta Market.
He told her Tusker spilled on the jersey at the local and he changed in the car.
By the grace of God she said:
"Ujue mimi leo sikunywi pombe."
Crisis avoided.
They ran their errands together like a happy Kilimani couple.
Drove the five minutes home.
Peaceful evening.
Stano is on the sofa watching Arsenal play Man City feeling like a man who has successfully navigated a very complicated Saturday.
Then from the bedroom.
A ROAR.
"BRENDA. KUJA HAPA."
He ran to the bedroom.
Mama Ciru was standing over the kibeti like a magistrate who had already reached a verdict.
"Kwa hii nyumba sijai poteza pesa. Leo ndio itakua mara ya kwanza. Niliweka elfu tano hapa. Zimeenda wapi."
Before Brenda could say a single word Mama Ciru was already inside her pockets.
Found 5,000 shillings.
Cash.
Exact amount.
Still warm.
Brenda looked at her with the calm eyes of a woman holding a nuclear weapon and said:
"Mama Ciru mimi sikuibia. Hii elfu tano Baba Ciru alinipatia wakati ulikuwa salon. Unaweza muuliza."
The bedroom went completely silent.
Stano is still standing there.
In his Sifuna T-shirt.
Caught by the woman he paid.
With the money he paid her.
In front of the woman he was hiding from.
Some men are not destroyed by their enemies.
They are destroyed by their own tipping culture.😂
A man is either predator or prey.
In our gay and weak times, men think eating meat is cruel. They do not want to eat the flesh of the weak. They identify with the rabbit and will imitate the rabbit's eating habits. These men will eat leafy foods with twitchy noises with anxiety and fear like their rabbit friends. A man should not identify himself with animals who become prey to predators but rather identify himself with predators. Read on.
How can a man do this? He must understand the truth and forsake the lie. What is the truth? The natural harmony of the species is a violent ballet of chaos and consumption. Animals feast on animals, organisms are in conflict with organisms. There is only the will to power. There is only will to life. It is impossible for a man to live without causing the death of thousands if not millions of livings organisms over his life span.
is life span. When a man makes peace with the violence of life, he will no longer feel guilty in taking lives of weak beings to feed his own.
There is only prey or predator. There is only power and how we gain it. We can either seduce others to gain power we can seize it by force. Seduction is what we would say is the most moral way to gain power. When we inspire submission in a woman, we give her dignity by the power transfer.
Just because a man identifies with the rabbit does not make him moral and just because a man identifies with the wolf does not make him immoral. Better to be predator than prey. A man must make a choice what he wants to identify as. This generation of men are awakening to power and what it means to their short life span. They will soon be dead, and this will make them realize the power that is being stripped from them. They are being groomed to be slaves. They are born inside prisons.
A man should only do what most benefits him. A man should only feel emotions that most benefit him. A man should always strive for power by the most peaceful means possible. Force should always be last resort in terms of war and peace.
When a man understands frame, he will realize what respect means. He will see affection and love as less meaningful than respect and authority. He will gain joy through power gain. Women love powerful men. Men who take power seriously will arouse women. But more importantly they will begin to truly love themselves for the first time. Chin towards God.
Fifty has a point... 50 Cent says, "My son Marquise is 27 and still asking for child support.
I give him $10,800 monthly, but he says it's not enough." "Success cost me my relationship with Marquise.
At 27, he should be ashamed to ask for child support. He thinks being 50 Cent's son means he doesn't have to work.
I offered to set up a business for him to earn $1 million a month, but he refused. He has an entitlement mentality, thinking my money is his.
It hurts to see him so irresponsible. I keep saying this publicly, hoping he'll be ashamed and start working. No matter how rich you are, never let your kids feel your money belongs to them."
@Gerjed@Broadbasedgal Walalo are easily going to take over commercial operations in the city and make the city glorious again.
You neighbors of Nairobi have made it worse over the years.
This election is not only going to replace officials, it is going to challenge the economic system for better.
HR gave this gen z guy a 30 day suspension coz he came in late 3 days consecutively. The gen z seized the opportunity and went on a vacation.The HR recalls him back after 10 days and he's refusing to come back saying he hasn't finished his suspension
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