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Ask me anything! I’m never wrong!!

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@TNTJohn1717 Fuck around and find out!

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@HillaryClinton @POTUS My grocery bill, bitch!

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@dom_lucre Thank God!

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@robreiner We want capitalism which is how you made every penny of your wealth!

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@BrynnTannehill It’s 95 plus with a heat index over 100 everyday here in South Florida! We trudge ahead lady writer person that works in the A/C all day with your white female privilege!!

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@BrynnTannehill https://t.co/94eox9Xj51

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Jason Aldean’s ‘small town’ summarized:

I’m from Louisville Kentucky. It’s a pretty big city.

Louisville is ranked 27th in population. Its bigger than cities like Baltimore, Atlanta, Detroit, and even Pittsburgh. (Believe it or not.)

In the late 90’s alone I lost at least 20 friends to gun violence.

I’ve been robbed, shot at, beaten, and even stabbed in the top of my left foot in a robbery gone wrong.

I have at least 20 more friends doing life for murder and/or RICO indictments.

At age 16 I was tried as an adult for armed robbery. I was later paroled from some of Kentucky’s most violent prisons at age 21.

I got sick of the urban culture and decided I needed a change. I moved to a ‘small town’ an hour and a half south of Louisville.

AND. I. FLOURISHED.

Small towns are not ‘white’ by any stretch of the imagination. On the contrary, small towns are full of people that simply do not wish to subscribe to big city problems.

I live in an upper class cul de sac that consists of people from all walks of life.

A Venezuelan emergency heart surgeon, a black police family, a black Jewish family, a Ukrainian family that owns a local HVAC business, a southeast Asian family that’s involved in dance and gymnastics, a Cuban family that does caretaking, and another Venezuelan family that owns a residential cleaning company.

White people are BARELY the majority in my neighborhood, and guess what?

All of our children play together, we all interact lovingly as neighbors, we eat together, we do business together, and we all THRIVE together.

This resonates beyond my cul de sac.

My entire ‘small town’ community is Mexican, white, black, Honduran, Ukrainian, Guatemalan, the list goes on and on and on.

We have no protests. No riots. No looting. No murders. No robberies. No blocking roads. None of that.

I think my car has been broken into twice in the two decades I’ve lived here for the change in my ashtray.

The best decision I ever made was moving away from the city and into a SMALL TOWN.

I now avoid large cities like the plague and will only entertain going to one for business or for brief visits with friends.

You can keep those shit holes.

I’ll be right here in my ‘small town’ disinterested in the beautiful piles of shit on your sidewalks or the exciting allure of the constant home invasions in your urban utopias.

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Hey @SecretService Don’t be the @FBI or @TheJusticeDept

Do the right thing!!

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@AnthonyBass52 @united Entitled Millennial Brat Boy! Did you stand back and watch your pregnant wife get on her hands and knees?

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#HeyMan

Hangin’ out with a good ole goodin’ !!

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Best girl dad Halloween costume ever. Or maybe it wasn’t Halloween in which case even more respect.

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@randymac81 @TBM929 The Silver Fox is gonna be LIT this weekend with UGA fans! And every single one of ‘em is gonna be asking for Diamond and Pearl! Damn Randy! 🙄 SMDH

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@wendyradio Stop taking shots!!

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@MikeBellATL I love the show! But check you’re history! The Dodgers owned us last year but in that run of 14 straight division titles, @braves owned the Dodgers!!
Come Saturday, we restart that old tradition!!!

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@MikeConti929 Why is @espn breaking @ATLHawks contract news? You’re the flagship! Isn’t that your job? Don’t you know someone over there that could give you a heads up?

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@randymac81 @TBM929 @wendyradio @brian_gebhardt Y’all need to change the name of “Sports Jeopardy” to “Listen to Andy and Randy Whine about who won Sports Jeopardy!”

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@TBM929 Drafts are dumb in general! No one drafted you! No one drafted me! We went out to the real world and made our way! Why not release the kids and let them fall where they wish?

Nah, this Texas kid is gonna move to Detroit because he’s obligated? GTFO!!

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@TBM929 Why does the first team in any draft have a time allotment on their pick? I mean, have they not already had 3-6 months to figure this out? There is no drama here! Make the pick at the top and LET’S GO!!’

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@MikeBellATL @putemupcdukes That Smartass cat Garfield!!

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@TBM929 @randymac81 @wendyradio @brian_gebhardt Takeaway of the day….@JohnClaytonNFL has sexual stamina according to his wife! TMI and who knew?