Magnat

Sats keep the printer away

[Magnat @EspMagnat]

Vendo entradas para Bad Bunny el día 14 de Junio en Madrid.
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[JT @jiratickets]

"Semiconductor stocks can't keep gapping up 10% every day"

Semiconductor stocks:

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my claude explore agent that hasn’t responded in 47m

[Kun Chen @kunchenguid]

I asked Claude Mythos to find vulnerabilities in my code

It told me I was the vulnerability

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“it’s called claude mythos. it’s anthropic’s newest model and it’s so powerful they aren’t going to release it to the public. it found a bunch of zero days, it’s basically a game changer for cyber security. we need to delete our whole digital footprint”

[Vadim @VadimStrizheus]

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

[leyland @leylndd]

me and Claude after we took down prod together

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Bros locked in.

[Magnat @EspMagnat]

@JesusMarti66466 13

[Akshay 🚀 @akshay_pachaar]

https://t.co/SSSIK3BX4z

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes

[Paul Mit @pmitu]

Me reviewing the code written by Claude before pushing it to production

[CG @cgtwts]

POV: life after upgrading from the $20 Claude plan to Claude max

[Boris Cherny @bcherny]

3. Invest in your https://t.co/pp5TJkWmFE. After every correction, end with: "Update your https://t.co/pp5TJkWmFE so you don't make that mistake again." Claude is eerily good at writing rules for itself.

Ruthlessly edit your https://t.co/pp5TJkWmFE over time. Keep iterating until Claude's mistake rate measurably drops.

One engineer tells Claude to maintain a notes directory for every task/project, updated after every PR. They then point https://t.co/pp5TJkWmFE at it.

[Strace @straceX]

95% of Github repos in 2026 be like:😂

[Lunix @SolLunix]

The first candle seconds after you pressed buy.

[Magnat @EspMagnat]

@WatcherGuru I knew my president was extremely stupid and took actions just so he would benefit himself but this got to a whole new level of stupidity

[Magnat @EspMagnat]

@BasedDaedalus Good decision

[daedalus @BasedDaedalus]

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly.

then crypto gets brought up, she says it

“i trade”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what do you trade”

she said “mostly altcoins”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what’s your all-time pnl”

she looked confused

i kept going

“realized or unrealized? spot or perps? what’s your max leverage? what’s your liquidation history? what’s your risk per trade? do you even use stops or are you one of those ‘conviction’ people”

she laughed nervously and said “i kinda just buy dips”

and i said “on what timeframe”

she said “when it looks low”

and i said “so you don’t actually trade crypto”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. nuked. full liquidation candle on the 1-minute.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on whether her portfolio was just 80% memes, 20% cope, and 100% exit liquidity

my friend walked over and said “bro she was into you what happened”

i said “she said she’s a trader and then described buying whatever was trending on tiktok”

he said “so?”

SO???

i would rather die alone than let a casual spot dca moonbagger think we are the same species

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING cost basis and i simply cannot overlook that

could’ve had her number

but she knows i respect market structure

and honestly that’s worth more

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

"So you longed Gold and Oil the day before US military operations in Iran?"