Esquire Conant Masocha

A maiden for Mswati, an affair for the bodyguard

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@Greg_Adams_ @DaleSteyn62 Off topic

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Your are a star, @DaleSteyn62

[Dale Steyn @DaleSteyn62]

It’s no secret I have a close relationship with Zimbabwe, so I’m always routing for them as a country, for the people, for their cricket.

That said, with the World Cup coming up next year I’d encourage people to look at Victoria Falls as a destination to visit and watch games, even if it’s not your team, you won’t be disappointed, I promise you that!

Cape Town is the obvious choice for hot spot right now, but I have a feeling after the WC supporters will say Vic Falls was their favorite. Don’t miss out. You’re welcome 👊

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@bayhaus Wait, it's possibly aitora 😂😂😂🙏

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@bayhaus Ayitora, akawana. Wanai

[Baynham Goredema 🇿🇼 🇿🇦 @bayhaus]

I just said to my wife mufesi akadonhedza four catches in a match yesterday and she just said "akatengwa" 😫

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@Merovaeous Perkaps De Villiers otherwise there isn't

[Amukelani Moyani @AmukelaniMoyani]

Good night my People!!!

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

ZIVAI ZVINHU...ukaziva musangano weku supporter IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE and shape your future as well ukaziva church yeku namata unogona kungomuka uine AQUA kana FORTUNER...bottom line usafire mafufu segonzo ZVIVAI ZVINHU...

[👆🌟🌟SizaMMM @SizaMmm50969]

@jackson_rem I judge Berita here, who in their right mind will date or even marry that Nota😳? She was the problem here, for not taking herself seriously. A normal person who values herself CANNOT even give Nota her contact number haibo😭, the moment he greets, I would say VOETSEK VOETSEK

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@PoyilaniF @jackson_rem Lol, but Nota is a psycho nje you can see it

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This was never about Zim, but you had to make it be

[Dhara Blessed Mhlanga @bbmhlanga]

You are very successful in Zimbabwe a nurse earns USD$250, their rentals is $300, transport $100, fees for children in school is above $300. They are in debt before they even start. You must count your blessings. Good day.

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@SunguraCentral Was listening to it just yesterday (one instance amongst many others).

While content and message was excellent as usual, I felt the sound wasn't too good, especially coming the experiment on Mazano and Pawpaw, which was epic in all aspects.

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When you enter a room you greet those already in the room innit? It's your responsibility to greet first, that is common courtesy. Anything less is rudeness.

[maf @therealmaf_]

I got into an Uber today, and the driver didn't say a single word. No "hello," no confirmation of my name, nothing. He just stared straight ahead, gripping the wheel. I was honestly getting annoyed and ready to leave a 1-star review for bad customer service. Then, I noticed his dashboard.

[The Draughtsman💻🖱️ @Eddiek913]

Let's stop lying for engagement farming, i am a product of Malawian descent people, on my Zimbabwean ID,i don't have a village that i come from, we were born, grew up in Zimbabwe and not even 1 day have i ever felt out of place growing up in Mbare, Zimbabwe's oldest suburb.

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@cobbo3 Irony is he is one of @KaizerChiefs greatest defenders for that era, total champ!

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@Mathuthu @Chofamba 😂😂😂😂

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Last night as I was sleeping:

"A family is seated at a dinner table.

The mother asks her youngest daughter if she has any plans for marriage.

Like, has she met a suitable beau yet?

Young daughter replies, nah.

Elder sister asks, 'How about Hugh Grant?'

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@Trevornoah AI is incredible guys 😅😅

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