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[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@niccruzpatane I guess it takes a bored billionaire to turn cryptocurrency mining malware into a revolutionary business idea

[Gloria M. Monsalve-Bravo @GMonsalvebravo]

Key controlling mechanisms of #ComplexSystems can be uncovered by identifying hidden parameter interdependences when #MathModels are fitted to #Data via our new method @ScienceAdvances ➡️➡️ See https://t.co/0qcuDgMfRi. Big thanks to @McMadLab @UQ_CBCS @QUTDataScience‼️ #UQ #QUT.

[Gonzalo Guillén @HELIODOPTERO]

¿Alguien sabe si las ratas del tribunal de Cundinamarca ya prohibieron la reforma tributaria hasta que haya inmunidad en el rebaño de imbéciles que es el pueblo colombiano?
Gracia (es para la tarea de un sobrino).

[Daniel Samper Ospina @DanielSamperO]

¿El Tribunal de Cundinamarca ya ordenó aplazar los viajes en Transmilenio hasta que haya inmunidad de rebaño?

[NYSE 🏛 @NYSE]

.@Coursera (NYSE: $COUR) virtually rings the Opening Bell to celebrate its IPO today 🔔

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@redditships Does anybody know why this wholesome post was removed from Reddit?

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

“I don’t know if anyone noticed or not, but Joe Biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States.”

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

Free access to my latest article until October 22, 2020 through this link:

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[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

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[Factored @FactoredAI]

So proud of our Factored team, ranking 6th out of 1,000 participants in the @ACMRecSys Twitter Challenge! Our deep learning recommender system processed 160 million user-tweet interactions to predict user engagement with a tweet. #RecSys2020 #deeplearning #nlp

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@jk_rowling Then why attack the inclusion of men and non-binary people who menstruate? Recognizing their identity does not invalidate your experience as a cis female.

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@jk_rowling Recognizing that gender is not as simple as a binary genitals-based category does not invalidate the oppression to which cis women have been subjected. You're engaging in a false dichotomy.

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@QuinteroCalle, demuestre que usted gobierna para el bien de TODOS. #QuinteroCuideALxsTrans #PlandeDesarrolloMed

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

If you or someone you know is the owner of this illustrious work of art, please email [email protected]. We are offering $1000 to the owner, and $20,000 to their nearest food bank. We make a lot of jokes, but this is not one of them.

[Daniel Quintero 🇨🇴 @QuinteroCalle]

La esperanza derrotó al miedo

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@bobvulfov New writing rule: To spare readers from the horrific realization that fictional characters have had sex, including offspring of any character will be prohibited in any non-pornographic written publication. 🙄

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@bobvulfov Nobody:

@jk_rowling: People in love have sex and two of my fictional characters were in love.

Everybody: Gross! That completely uncontroversial comment was so unnecessary!

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@MonicaLewinsky @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight Your exorbitant strength and courage are a great example and a message of hope for many.
#TeamAlvinOliver

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

@LastWeekTonight @MonicaLewinsky @iamjohnoliver Great show #tuckercarlsonfuckshisroomba #auntfromnothell

[Last time I checked, it was me @Esteban4218]

Trust what you want before what you're told you need