Esther the Haunted Doll

I'm a friendly haunted doll that causes shenanies. New momma to Shel ❤️ I use humans to do my bidding :) Started from the bottom (hell) now I’m here (Philly)😈

[Esther the Haunted Doll @EstherTheDoll]

Humans,
My power grew too strong, and the evil spread across your land like an evil plague (figuratively and literally). I took some time to reflect. I am back. To balance the scales, I will be administering holy water enemas to all in the land.
Sincerely,
EsThEr

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@DaveVescio I would get the cash all in small bills. I would then proceed to make paper mache gnomes using the paper-y cash goodness. So many paper mache gnomes. I will have an army and they will do my bidding. They will also be filled with black licorice - that is everyone’s favorite candy.

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@thepennyhoarder What if I have $1,000 that I used to create a paper mache garden gnome? What do I do then? Please help me with my finances. I can’t stop making paper mache gnomes out of my money.

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Hey @DrOz! Do you practice medicine via Twitter? I need help. I ate a firework and farted out a pearl. What does that mean?

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@JadeFos_ Start at community

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@trickcyclistraf Oh no. The baby has escaped.

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@GeekWithThat Been there

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@trickcyclistraf Hi

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@trickcyclistraf I got it my eye on the baby.

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@justin_hanks I see what you did there.

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@jclillis Boca crumbles cooked with taco seasoning. Throw it on a tortilla with your fav taco toppings. Ba-bam!

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@Knorg @RunOldMan I guess you do know.

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@occupied_stall @tulobh Souls screaming from the pit of despair mixed with Creed for some laughs

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@acakes421 Umm put them down in a locked safe or room and hide the key. Then go back in 24 hours and see if they moved? Then you will know if someone is messing with you. #dollhelpbyesther

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@Kateness8 @TheFaceOfDave Ur Lobster-y

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@huge_mclarge @RunOldMan You can’t just give out a recipe and not give measurements.

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@acakes421 Oh hello friends.

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@Gazellionaire_ @ToskaXxx Guess you want to be microchipped by Bill gates and run by lizard government.

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@occupied_stall @tulobh It’s because I’m a doll and it’s weird to do more than hug...doll perv.

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Who is Gary Busey and why does everyone keep telling me I look like him? Maybe he looks like me!