Stefan Green

I can wire anything directly into anything!

[Stefan Green @EternalCharax]

@DoctorWhoWorld_ Smart, independent, willing to challenge the Doctor, ideally not standing around staring at them with puppy dog eyes all the time.

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@HQNewsNow How are you going to "turn up the heat on the streets" when the temperature is already at "Murder innocent civilians" level? ICE gonna start walking around with miniguns?

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@MappingFL "we shipped a bunch of British people over then asked them if they want to be British and the British people from Britain said they wanted to be British"

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@YNWYungWerther @BestMovieMom I make sure medical imaging machines work properly so you don't get blasted with radiation for no reason, what do you do?

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@TheMightyPting Look, he had a lot of time to try different strats before settling on "punch it a lot"

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@WebHeadAK @BestMovieMom Just remove the eggs? It's the bacon grease that helps with the hangover, not the eggs specifically. It's not hugely important it just seems silly to have to specially order A different species of egg so your actor doesn't suffer from anaphylaxis rather than going "ok, no eggs"

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@WebHeadAK @BestMovieMom It's hardly the only possible hangover food she could have ordered, any greasey sandwich would have served the same purpose, the eggs were not integral to the function.

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@Narwitz0747 "politicians are ugly, and insulting people based on looks is fine, actually"

*rapturous applause*

I swear Smartypants used to be better than this, we had classics like Hank Green wanting to reorganise grocery stores, now we have "lol old white guys are ugly, gays are awesome"

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@XGluonBackup @Nina_once_Again One of those species only has 2 members and the other has 8 billion.

Exactly how much super-fucking does Hank think is going on that the species is at risk?

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@agravesmistake You don't understand, he has the most reliable source of all: An AI Summary of a reddit post.

You just can't compete with sources like that

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@AGoldmund @OnionBro417 "It's from the magazine interview"
"Which magazine interview?"
"The interview with the magazine interview"
"OK, but which magazine was the interview in"
"the magazine interview"
"yes, the magazine interview, the interview she did with the magazine, which magazine?"

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@VoltronZero @oyemnassxo no, next season they're going to rename it to "My Adventures with Clark Kent", and we will follow Clark just doing groceries and going on dates with Lois.

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@GGEZ6969259693 @oyemnassxo I, too, think the main character of the show, who the show is named after, who is adapted from a medium where he continually loses and regains his powers, will regain his powers.

It's a long shot though

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@Praxeus_stan The last time a fan wrote an episode it was the Reality War, so...

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@Cartoonhistory2 Famous cartoon character John Galaxy

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@YetiMoose @DChadwickAuthor Any link to those statements?

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@Simi_2210_ 20
Head, 2x arms, body, 8 holes through the front, 8 holes through the back. 8+8+4=20

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@Seraphinaf5 71
There are 100 people in the room.
The man enters = 101
40 leave = 61
10 enter = 71

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@Dexerto I mean...he was right, she did