Ethan Conrad

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A large barge crashed into the Arkansas River bridge, causing damage to both the ship and the bridge pillar

📌#Sallisaw | #Oklahoma

Earlier this evening, just before 1:30 p.m., a large barge crashed into and struck the Arkansas River bridge at the Kerr Reservoir in Sallisaw, Oklahoma, forcing authorities to immediately close the bridge. Engineers from the Oklahoma Department of Transportation conducted an inspection and found that the bridge pillars had sustained some damage, but nothing severe or major. Around two hours later, they determined that it was safe to reopen the bridge. Fortunately, no one was injured; only the barge sustained heavy damage to the front.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Detroit has a hell of a fuckin airport. I did not expect this. I am currently 3 to 4 Irish coffees deep and I can’t help to think how I could settle down here with a chick with huge eye lashes that rocks pink Juicy couture jumpsuits. She just spits all over that thang too. Fuck

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

“What’s going on with white males between 18-25?!”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Easter/Good Friday: Pride Month:

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

They don't want you to know you can eat steak, eggs, oysters, sourdough, butter, milk, fruit, juice, honey and maple syrup all day and be extremely healthy.

[Mann Made Cinema @Hotshot_Movie]

You need to be spending more time in your national forests. Best thing this country has.

[Sublime @sublime]

Qualified to represent the L.B.C.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy Birthday, Quentin Tarantino!

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

my mom must have eaten a lot of retards

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

"catch me at MSG on powerful edibles nestled snugly between Cecily Strong and Edie Falco" feels like a bar

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

This Mike Mitchell speech seems pretty relevant today

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

daily reminder

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

“Wake up 430am. Ice bath and sauna. 5am clap cheeks of Sarah. 6am, text Eve telling her I love her. 0615-0815, gym. 9am, fly out Mary. 930am, stretching and breathing work. 11am, meet Alex brunch, smash. 2pm, ji jitsu. 4pm, Mary landed. Pick her up. Smash Kate on the way.”

[Danilo @odedanilo]

once you stop posting pictures on Instagram there’s no going back lol

[Dalton (Analyze & Optimize) @Outdoctrination]

Lung cancer stopped with baking soda.

Baking soda acts by:

‣ Buffering extracellular acidity
‣ Promoting oxygen uptake and energy production
‣ Lowering inflammation

all key mechanisms in cancer progression.

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

You either die a hero or live long enough to get your relationship history aired out by a vindictive clout-chasing journalist

Awful piece