Ethan Kopit

Product @HubSpot, currently build our ABM solution. My love languages are Acts of Service and Gifts.

[Brian Chesky @bchesky]

I’m thinking of acquiring Blockbuster and bringing it back as a streaming service

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

@naval Contraception has been around for thousands of years...? https://t.co/Kxix2JosIx

Hormone based contraception is new, sure, but I think that's a symptom of broader social change
(e.g. an increased importance of industrial work) rather than the cause.

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

People sometimes say, “we’re born alone and we die alone”. All the moms I know would beg to differ.

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

Friendly reminder: someone does need to support you for you to support them. Someone does not need to love you for you to love them. Compassion and love are not zero sum games.

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

@ComicSamanthas BEAUTIFUL hair - congratulations Samantha!

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

Anyone else feel victimized by Apple updating their autocorrect algo to autocorrect “lol” to “LOL”

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

Spiders are to dungeons as melon is to fruit salad.

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

@feurekaw is basically just a filter for good tweets. If she likes it, it's guaranteed at least 8/10, regularly 9/10.

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

My brain when I think about going back into the office:

Me: I hate the pandemic. I miss my coworkers.

My anxiety: Sure what would be nice to go back into the office and see people...what would you wear?

Me: fuck

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

@ShitUserStory @TableTab_ LOL

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

How come we've LoFi'ed everything but the Runescape soundtrack: https://t.co/CzyCqS5QdP

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

A year ago today

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

Sure I'd hire a pet psychic why not

[Ethan Kopit @EthanKopit]

*Joins League Lobby*

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Random Urgot: You'll remember this game: https://t.co/bnAvu9Sro4

Me: Now I'm listening to Green Day

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Good morning to everyone except for the people selling tech stocks today. You are domestic terrorists.

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As an...
– Amazon customer
I want to...
– receive product recommendations based on something I have already bought
So that...
– I can continue questioning whether I made the right choice

[Dylan Sellberg @DylSell]

Maybe these hedge funds shouldn't have been eating so much avocado toast

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

it’s been a weird day

[logan bartlett @loganbartlett]

Not as funny when you realize a lot of these hedge fund managers have secret families to feed.

[Bo Ren @Bosefina]

Instead of having billionaires can we just give people a trophy that saids “You Won Capitalism” 🏆 when their net worth reaches $999,999,999. After that any surplus goes to govt funded services in education, healthcare, and climate change?