Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉

Tweets are my opinions and not those of my employer, even if I make , you think or laugh. Boy-Mom, Type-1 Diabetic, film buff, math geek, wordsmith

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

Ann Coulter,

You are ignorant as fuck. Not sure if it’s from skipping ancient Greece in school or just being a moron. Either way, here’s what we know:

Homer and Euripides weren’t “writing myths about African gods”.

They weren’t writing myths at all.

Those myths already existed for centuries. Homer turned them into epic poetry. Euripides turned them into tragedies.

You clearly know fuck all about ancient Greeks. They drenched in praise black and brown people.

Homer calls black Africans the “blameless Ethiopians” aka the most pious humans alive. “Blameless” was a praise awarded only to heroes. So holy that Zeus and the entire Olympian crew ditch the Trojan War for 12 straight to feast with them.

Herodotus says they’re the tallest, most handsome, longest-lived people on earth.

The Greeks worshipped Egypt as the cradle of civilization. Herodotus called Egyptians the oldest people alive and gushed over their wisdom, geometry, medicine, and temples. Plato sent his smartest characters there to study.

Greek myths are packed with black kings and queens: Zeus fathers Epaphus, king of Egypt. Memnon, Ethiopian king, rolls up to Troy as a legendary warrior Achilles has to fight. Andromeda, an Ethiopian princess, marries into Greek royalty.

They straight-up admired brown Levantines too. Phoenicians gave them the alphabet. Cadmus (a Phoenician prince) founded Thebes in Greece.

Meanwhile? Aristotle roasts your Northern European ancestors as “full of spirit but wanting in intelligence and skill” aka brave but stupid.

Brown peoples? He calls them “intelligent and inventive” but lacking bravery.

The classics were never some pure white European fanfic.

The ancient Greeks respected and borrowed from Africans and Easterners while calling your barbarian bloodline uncivilized savages.

It’s embarrassing yourself.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Goodable @Goodable]

Japanese star Kazuma Okamoto introduced a new tradition on his new team, the Toronto Blue Jays.

Before every game, players stand in a circle and share what they are grateful for.

It's now one of the best traditions in Major League Baseball.

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

And we couldn't be happier

[Neo @Neo__Hq]

🚨🇨🇦 Andrew Tate says that Canada is completely f*cked and the chances of him visiting are zero.

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

@johnshewchuk You or Jeff?

[NASA @NASA]

Jeremy Hansen of the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) is a mission specialist, meaning he has trained for all roles to jump into action wherever needed, like Koch. Artemis II is his first spaceflight, and he is the first Canadian to fly to the Moon. https://t.co/9ABDQfD4P2

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

There should be a strong online norm against speaking ill of children online. Does not matter if they're wearing a funny outfit or a MAGA hat or acting "gay." Being a kid can be tough and using them as fodder for jokes or clicks online, esp if you're adult, is loser behavior.

[Canada @Canada]

Carrie Best was a journalist who broke boundaries. Co-founding The Clarion newspaper in Nova Scotia, she gave a voice to black Canadians. The Clarion featured the story of Viola Desmond and pushed for the end of segregation. #BHM2026
📷Library and Archives Canada

[Senator Paulette Senior @PauletteSenior1]

As this month comes to a close, I’d like to wish you all again a Happy Black History Month.

[Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @TheJasonPugh]

🚨WATCH: “The world wants what Canada has to offer. They like our values. They like our Prime Minister. But they also understand that stability, predictability, and rule of law is very key when it comes to that.” - François-Philippe Champagne

#cdnpoli

[Dave Strebe🇨🇦 @DaveStrebe]

@RepFine

[Drew @aKellyBrand]

We were too young to understand what the Rugrats writers were doing here in Susie's first episode but this is a Black History Month moment.

[CP24 @CP24]

Tumbler Ridge shooting survivor leaving hospital, heading home
https://t.co/hMxptkS4h1

[Michael Gerald Gibbs🏳️‍🌈🍁 🇺🇦 (He/Him) @Mikeggibbs]

I'm very proud that our leaders in Canada openly cry, no matter what party stripe they are.

Prime Minister Carney is above all, a human. He's a father and a husband.

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

Thoughts are with the families of Tumble Ridge.

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

My five year old self just screamed. What a time this was.

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

You know I’m Canada down

[Mark Critch @markcritch]

Saying we can’t cross a bridge is epic troll behaviour.

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

Our PM did not stutter. He started preparation last year so we are no longer reliant on one trade partner.

[Prime Minister of Canada @CanadianPM]

The old order is not coming back.

Nostalgia is not a strategy.

From the fracture, we can build something better, stronger, and more just.

Canada is choosing honesty, strength, and action.

That’s our path.

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

Wow just WOW MICH!!!! #MichieMee gets postage stamp in Canada!!!! 🙏🏿

[Eusis Dougan-McKenzie (she/her) 🇬🇾-🇨🇦 💉💉 @EusisDM]

This list is my childhood and first few years of work. Yes to all 20 chat.