Eva

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Glasses fogging up when I enter the bar is one of the more cartoonishly humiliating things I gotta deal with

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

type shit

[SP @sspencerukk]

Dry Jan then

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Young hoes don’t iron shit

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

How it feels getting a shirt at Christmas then putting it on and wearing it all day

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

life when you have no interest in anyone https://t.co/ayhLxTbpVk

[goosey @b3astbxy]

I made a 6 7 joke and my 18 yo coworker laughed

[g @34rths]

I just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story.......

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

I just need to lock in

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

This skit is gonna be INSANE lmaoooo

[geo @geo__jpg]

I want to get an overpriced bagel and coffee

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Welcome back Ozzy Osbourne