Evan

a capitalist raccoon

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@pgpetal "sorry time is a construct, what's up?"

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@GordonRamsay what do you think of Gorf and his crown? My friend and I are very proud of him

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ok so it turns out heavy textbooks are heavy and hurt when you drop them on your face

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current mood: laying on the floor reading through my AP bio textbook

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current mood: laying on the floor reading through my AP bio textbook

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@Wendys alright let's go Wendy's

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@EvaSDwyer you're ready for my visit huh?

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Who tf is Bowie Dolphin and why are they selling bathwater

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Did I just try writing a song with no knowledge of music theory whatsoever? Yes.

Am I regretting it because I spent an hour and a half trying to figure out what fucking key I was playing in? Also yes.

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Thanks to the coronavirus, I can proudly say I've fallen asleep at a concert. Hozier singing at home just knocks you right out its so peaceful

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I always thought that dredging equipment was like that sucky tube from Willy Wonka but no, they just float a massive freaking excavator out to the middle of the lake

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Backstage at ASCND performances: Feat. Us screwing around with torches and making fun of Stanley mercilessly

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@Evita_Kaldowski Y'know that's fair, wanna know what's wrong? I've probably tweeted about it

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Wait no I forgot number 3) vague posting about thing that annoy me

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My twitter is pretty much just two things

1) self-deprecating jokes
2) exposing my father

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I just drank more water tonight than I have in this entire month

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#YFS2020 #YFSDS @BohacekLab How can you deal with long term stress?

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#YFS2020 #YFSPoY How can someone raise awareness for an important issue in an engaging way, without it seeming satirical?

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#YFS2020 #YFSPoY @WilliamCStubbs you mentioned that social media activism is a "less passionate" way of protesting something, to paraphrase. What about those who want to fight for change, but whose governments are determined to suppress their efforts, often through violence?

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#YFS2020 #YFSFoM do you have any advice on how to make a career out of pharmaceuticals?

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#YFS2020 #YFSFoM how can companies lower prices of medications to help patients?

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#YFS2020 #YFSFoM based on your experience in pharmaceutical innovation, how might we combat a rise in drug- resistant bacteria?

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If I ever get to host my own gardening show, I'm gonna call it "Lawn Order: Special Vines Unit"