Gary The Stationmaster

Former blue tick.

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@rupert_airbear There used be a car in Portishead who always parked badly deliberately. Until one bus driver (whoever that was?🙄) decided enough was enough and crushed his wing mirror. That car never parked there again!!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@JustStop_Oil Let's start a campaign......STOP THE HAILSTONES!! Doh! 🙄

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@DavidGarmston @alexlovelltv
@bbcpointswest @bbcmtd
@nickowentv @maryrhodestv

This is weird....watching David Garmston and his Highgrove report on BBC Midlands Today 😁

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@Shane_Puxty Maybe Home Bargains or B&M?

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@WMFSHighgate Complete and utter ignorance.....but if THEY lost a loved one in a blaze and you guys couldn't get there due to double parking.....now, that would be different.....they'd be spitting feathers!

Always put yourself in other's shoes!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@EveryCountry Start drinking.....but get back up first!!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@rupert_airbear @Shane_Puxty Neither really. Cucumber to go home, but I'm already at home!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@Sootyandco Yes 100%

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@JHolmesEsq I am SO jealous. Love them both, but I've always adored Sweep. Not only a greater thinker, but a master orator......😆

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@clipsthatgohard "And the Darwin Award for stupidity goes to...."

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@rupert_airbear Rob, as an ex bus driver, I'm right behind you....but not moaning like these carseholes

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@rupert_airbear Quite right. Ask for their address, so YOU can park on THEIR driveway. Works both ways!!

We used to block em in at Bristol Airport and call the car clamper - back then £100 to release. Clamper got £50, airport charity got the other £50.

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@alexlovelltv

Here's a good #pie joke for you:

I had a shepherd's pie at lunchtime....

He wasn't happy! 😆

Gary Hale
Evesham
Worcestershire xxx

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@DylanDylan1909 The older you get, the worse it gets. My daughter was 5 and we used to sing this in the car. She's now 23!!

Literally in last couple of weeks, you start seeing many famous people passing away from your childhood. It's scary. I'm 49, probably two thirds through my life!!! 😱😱😱

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@marklipscomb @NickyHorne @BBC I thought BBC presenters were looking subdued.

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@GMB CASH CRISIS: Huw Pill-ock!!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@frankbrunoboxer Tw*t

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@Knibbsey @bbcpointswest
@alexlovelltv @DavidGarmston

#geocaching

Steve, I noticed in your report at lunchtime that the original contents of your geocache were missing.....I honestly don't have any idea what happened to the mug! 😉

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@lewisalflatt I was here the other week!

[Gary The Stationmaster @EveshamGary]

@GMB It's education that's needed - there's no need to speed - stop showing off!!