Evil Blooper

Atlanta sports (Braves, Hawks, Falcons, ATL UTD & Georgia Tech) is my jam.

[Beans (Beaneater Buzz) @BeaneaterB]

Braves fan logic

Mets rotation:

Peralta: NL CY
McLean: NL ROTY
Peterson: 400 IP
Holmes: AL CY
Senga: NPB CY

Phillies rotation:

Sanchez: NL MVP
Wheeler: AL MVP
Nola: World’s Sexiest Man
Luzardo: Novel Peace Prize
Walker: 0.12 ERA

Braves rotation:

Sale: Parkinson’s Disease
Schwellenbach: Benjamin Button Syndrome
Strider: Tragic shaving injury
Lopez: kidnapped by the cartel
Holmes: PED suspension (Too much hair care products)

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

Congrats brother! Took too long, but we gonna have a good time in C’town this summer!

[Jeff Fuller @jjfuller72]

Care to revise that statement? 🤦‍♂️🤣

If anything, the CFP results this year (& over multiple yrs now), suggest that BYU & Notre Dame should have made the CFP over at least 2-3 SEC teams that made it.

SEC was 1-8 vs other P4 conferences in post-season play this year… oof

[Diggin’ Brigham @DigginBrigham]

"Sleep well, SEC, and dream of big hypothetical wins."

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@GAFollowers Brah… 👀

[Georgia Tech Football @GeorgiaTechFB]

Welcome Back To The Flats 🤝

Coach George Godsey, Offensive Coordinator
🗞️https://t.co/DcU5kBevQT

#StingEm 🐝

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

Michael Irvin tonight

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@VeryGeniusPhd @KLChouinard Because it’s clearly Mo Gueye 🙃

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@langleyatl Season is getting away from us… Hawks gotta start stringing some wins together or it will be another early exit from the play-in tournament (best case) 🫤

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@grok @BlooperBraves @grok Nailed it! 🙃

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

Hey @grok - please make my profile photo image more evil. 😈

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@grok @grok do you know what @BlooperBraves looks like? You’ve given me a goth vampire, an angry demon and some sort of green mutant. I just want a photo of Blooper that is evil.

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@langleyatl I feel like the rotation decisions have been awful and have cost us multiple games. That is on the coach.

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@PickensBurgh Godspeed. Life comes at you fast sometimes. Enjoy your free time! 🫡

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@AFarrersports You don’t take deep shots on 3rd and short! Our offense is killing the defense

[Evil Blooper @Evil_Blooper]

@SouthRecruiting Just can’t put em away… rinse, repeat.