Evolved Potatoe

Only losers look at a bios.
Never take anything seriously, it makes life a lot more fun.
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@NyantaMeko Someone needs to put the Walmart clip in there.

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@FlorkOfCows @SocksAgency Make him ghost. First you'll need a gun.

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@stevenjlockjaw @rightwingnutrs The only things unrelated to the pardon would be stuff before 2014 and after the day of his pardon. Because he got a blanket pardon for anything he might have done between that.

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@stevenjlockjaw @rightwingnutrs No, but thats only for people that can plead the 5th, he can't legally. He got a pardon. So he can't incriminate himself.

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@asakoplum @LiquidGoth It's an elective procedure. You'd have to pay for it yourself in basically every country.

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@MarkWRowley Looks like a way to make Christianity look less prevalent than it is.

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@matadorart64 @pipkinpippa I can't believe Pippa is being so mean to skinny Pippa. Is it jealousy?

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@u_ringingbells @NatCon2022 @grok The prosecutor waited several years to actually bring the charges against him so the girl aged out of the foster system and then she left the state.

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@NextraHype @ST4lyfe @ssmethurst_gva @myownwinters @RupertLowe10 But the stick will break pretty fast. Just push em off a cliff. Gravity does the rest.

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@memeticsisyphus Personally I think it's cool data centres pump chocolate milk straight to your home.

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@SpodicMaterials @Goji_Saurus Yeah it's a lot more "Here be monsters" sort of thing.

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@MatthewBac60261 @WONGthink I don't know specifically about UK law but I assume it's similar to Australian law. So I assume the police and the judge will make it so even if he wins he'll still lose.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Technically in Australia we don't celebrate our independence, we celebrate the day the First Fleet arrived.

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@Kotazumaa @jellyhoshiumi Yeah, the chips really get you on the calories.

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@Sample2501 @jellyhoshiumi Average Starknight light snack.

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@KitsuraNines This graph doesn't make sense. The crazy scale has to start at 4. Since all women are a minimum level 4 crazy.

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@_veleho Ahh yes. Trees in a place where water is already scarce. They've been doing this for decades and the plants have about 15% survival rate. The smart move would be to plant native grasses that aren't as water intensive but that doesn't get international press.

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@weiyingsmanager @gregthesorcerer Yeah but the Squonk is much more fun.

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@bugscotti @hvckrs @fredriksanz @xthfcdylan Why? The British were there before the Spanish. They discovered and claimed the island decades before anyone else.

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@RazorFist Salad has its place. As decoration next to a big juicy steak.