American Amnesiac

I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

My greatest piece of memorabilia is now properly displayed and annotated.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Friends of the chief justice have shared that he is increasingly isolated as it becomes harder and harder for him to ignore the backlash to his court's rulings. https://t.co/w59QOO8lZR

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@Pittmakesmesad Would be a shadow docket case. One justice would hear any argument but typically a ruling would come out in a few days after briefs. These would be short term decisions while the lower courts sort out the issues

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

Henry Davis entered tonight's game with a .177 career AVG. It is now down to .176.

The worst batting average by a non-pitcher with 925+ career plate appearances in the live ball era (since 1920) is .175 (Ray Oyler 1965-1970).

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

Well, surely the fact that the entire pitching staff is regressing badly is not a reflection on management, right?

[Jason Mackey @JMackey_PGH]

Ke'Bryan Hayes goes 429 to left-center off Keller. A 1-0 sinker that Mitch didn't get down. It's 4-0, and something needs to change here fast.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@JoshYohe_PGH That’s an all time classic

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

Proud Yinzer moment - took my daughter to Kennywood this weekend and the security guard at the entrance was walking through before the start. His fly was down. I got to tell him “Sir, Kennywood’s open” to the guy who opens Kennywood. Ready for retirement

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@nojabangel @DC_Reporter No, because he’s the most obvious liar in the universe.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@SophieMae1022 @FBIDirectorKash Your brain is a pudding pop

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

Mitch Keller has been an enormous disappointment this year. Went from being a candidate as a solid no 3 starter to a disaster. I hate myself for caring about this.

[Rock Photography @Photomusicrock]

Former Van Halen singer David Lee Roth drunk onstage at his last show in New Jersey.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

As a former student at GW, I’m absolutely appalled that you have devolved into this cartoon of partisan hackery.

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

It is very disturbing to hear legal experts on MSNOW declaring "the 14th amendment was put in place I think in a way... to save a country from people like Justice Kavanaugh." Even in victory, the left turns analysis into a hatefest...

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@JFreshHockey 💯

[Dom DiTommaso @DomDiTommaso]

Paul Skenes is in danger of losing the Pirates fanbase. He's pitching poorly, insists that Henry Davis sticks around, shows no emotion/personality, got a longtime pitching coach fired, and decries a salary cap because he knows a larger market will give him half a billion dollars.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@Pittmakesmesad @notpghguyinva And now you’re going to get the electric chair

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

This clown’s social media

[John Steigerwald @Steigerworld2]

The lunatics who are winning in NYC is exactly why there is an Electoral College and why if it would ever go away multiple states would and should secede.

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

This guy and Miller are the most effective spokesmen for voting Democratic by far

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

JD Vance: “I was not a very good boyfriend. I had a terrible temper. I had, in hindsight, what people would have called attachment problems.”

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

In a democratic capitalist system such as the United States of America, why wouldn't you aspire to achieve more -- as opposed to tamp down those who have and potentially can?

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@Gold_Buccaneer @Pirates @AlexJStumpf

[American Amnesiac @Expittriate]

@tedfrank “If there was evidence of intent…” - so, along as they aren’t stupid enough to provide documentary proof of discriminatory intent, we’re good. A six year old could see the flaw in this system.