Horatio Nelson

Rupert Lowe for Prime Minister of the UK!

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@Conservatives Fuck off.

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@KELLY_Rv_Q 110%

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

The French elite has been the sworn enemies of humanity for a very, very long time.

[Elliot Ikilei - NZ First Candidate @ElliotIkilei]

Winston Peters didn’t just turn up to the Kingmakers’ Debate — he owned the room, and the coverage agrees:

Party Vote NZ First.

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@RupertLowe10 @afc033 Any update on the SNP campervan, Harris?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@afc033 I was going to say that you're missing the Palestinian flag, but then clocked it in your bio.

Panic over!

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Arm the people of Iran! Arm them! Arm them!

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@Elysee @EmmanuelMacron Don't mention the fact that your country is burning to the ground. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

[Hashem @HashemAllMighty]

France was the first G7 country to recognize “Palestine.” Now they’re “freeing Palestine” in France.

Well done, @EmmanuelMacron.

[Rupertforpm 🇬🇧 @earnshaw_sally]

So many quotes from last night. ‘If they have time to call me a Nazi on the internet….’

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Restore Britain now has 12,300 members in Scotland.

Ahead of the Greens, the Tories, the Lib Dems and Labour.

Reform has 12,500.

Help Restore Britain become the second largest party in Scotland today.

https://t.co/RMtEuHnRrn

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@NZMAGAMike Its real name is Dave.

Dave is also a prolific liar.

https://t.co/7mYMMtNP06

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

The Pope was on a visit to England and was taking a tour of Newquay...

Walking along the seafront, he noticed something strange going on in the sea a few hundred metres from the beach.

A Pakistani man who looked badly hurt seemed to be drowning in the water.

The Pope asked his aide if he could borrow some binoculars to see what was happening more clearly.

Looking through them, he then realised that the Pakistani man was in fact being attacked by a shark.

30 seconds later, a speedboat came into view with three men on board, all wearing England football shirts.

The first man harpooned the shark, while the second guy saved the Pakistani by pulling him onto the boat.

The third guy and the first guy then struggled with the shark, eventually killing it before pulling its dead body onto the boat, then speeding off to the harbour where they hung the shark up on public display, to cheers from the large crowd that had formed nearby.

The Pope, still in a state of disbelief, insisted on meeting the three men, and headed to the harbour.

On arrival, he called them over to him and said: "What I have just witnessed was truly amazing. I'd heard there was a lot of racial tension in England, but your actions and bravery have shown me that this is indeed not the case. You all risked your lives to save this man, and I hope that news of this will travel around the world and set an example to others. May you all live in peace and harmony forever, and may God bless you for the rest of your lives."

He then returned to his car and was driven off back into the town.

The first English guy turned around to the second guy and asked: "Who the hell was that?"

"That was His Holiness the Pope." Replied the second guy.

"Well, he knows FUCK ALL about shark fishing!" added the third guy.

"How's the bait doing, or do we need to find another one?"

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

We need to save on welfare, on foreign aid, on benefits for foreigners, on waste, on asylum costs.

We need to save on almost everything. And yes, the triple lock is included.

Why? Because Britain is BANKRUPT.

Anything less will lead to total economic collapse.

[British Unapologetically 🇬🇧 @patriotismbrit]

Restore Britain pledges to scrap inheritance tax, so families could pass on more to their children.

Rupert Lowe’s party has my vote on that promise.

Would you vote for Restore Britain?

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@jimgraham115966 @Loquacian @Nigel_Farage Drink up, there's a good boy.

[נועה מגיד | Noa magid @NoaMagid]

Her name was Neda Mohammadi. She was 23 years old, a painter from Tehran.

She went into the streets to demand freedom. When a bullet struck her leg, Neda wrapped the wound with her scarf and stayed - to help others who had been wounded.

Then a second bullet hit her from behind and pierced her heart.

Even after she was killed, her family had to fight for days to get her body back. They were not even allowed to mourn her freely.

The world will remember her.

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@mhdksafa Last time I checked, arson, assault and criminal damage were illegal.

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@28virgo You're still sounding fucking desperate.

More please, I'm enjoying this.

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

Remember, the only reason that a by-election had to be called in Hirst was because the Reform twat didn't bother to turn up for six months! All the Reform loons conveniently neglect to mention this.

https://t.co/Esg1TD5BSv

[Horatio Nelson @EyeSpy991v]

@28virgo @InsideBritain @Nigel_Farage Bwahahahahaha, you sound so desperate.

Truly pitiful.